The Bus Drivers farewell!?
by Sis Unsworth
It started without any
warning
And it nearly mounted the
kerb,
On the No.19 bus that day
The passengers all lost their
nerve.
Will somebody please stop the
Driver?
A man from upstairs then did
plea
But the bus turned around, they
left Rayleigh town
and headed straight down to
old Leigh.
Whatever is wrong with the Driver?
A voice from the back did
complain,
We’ve circled the weir for
the third time
And now we are going again.
Please take me home an old
lady did cry
And the passengers all tried
to flee.
But the bus left the weir, he
changed into gear,
and went back on the road to
old Leigh.
The old lady then started
shaking
and a girl in the front she
did shout
for goodness sake stop for a
moment
and please let us passengers out.
It is my last day, said the Driver
And look I can just see the
sun
I’m retiring today, then I’ll
be on my way
but first, let us all have
some fun
The Driver turned on some
music
and then he started to sing.
Then one by one they began to
hum
eventually, they all joined in.
Why can’t we go down to the seaside?
One lady said, licking her
lips.
If you’re going that way let’s
make it a day
And all stop and have fish
and chips.
They smelt the sea breeze
from the estuary
and noticed the tide had come
in.
The man from upstairs caught
them all unawares
suggesting they went for a
swim.
They sat on the beach in the
sunlight
watched seagulls fly overhead.
They had fish and chips, and
went for sea dips,
before they went home to
their beds.
The Driver retired and was
happy,
the memory so fresh will
remain.
Now one day every year
they meet for a beer,
and do it all over again.
© Copywright Sis Unsworth
Hi Sis, I have to say that this is my favourite poem ever. Just hope I did it justice with my typing. You read it at our group meeting Feb 19.
ReplyDeleteI went through that recording line by line, write, pause, write, etc. Reading it again I still find it funny and uplifting. Just what the current circumstances require!
Hello sis, a lovely uplifting poem and great that they all meet up yearly. Take care.
ReplyDeleteShelley.