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Saturday, 11 April 2026

Judy’s Present?


 Judy’s Present?  

John Abbott 

I accelerated away from the drive and almost immediately concluded that my senses were not exactly what I'd call bloody perfect at the moment. I'd had a few pints already, I didn't really want to climb into the car, but I didn't have much choice, did I?

 

Judy had phoned about ten minutes ago. All she'd said was that her Dad was in hospital and that he'd been hurt in a car accident. I always had thought he was a soppy bastard; now I was certain. He'd probably had too many beers, climbed in the motor and half-way up the road realised that he couldn't handle it. And ironically enough, here was I, Mister hypocrite himself, slagging off her Dad for driving under the sodding influence whilst I continued the festive trend. Still, as I told myself before, didn't have much choice, did I?

 

The lights of London's East-End sparkled and twinkled outside as I sped up the Barking road. I glanced at my watch; twenty past eight, good job it was a pretty straight run, eh? I reminded myself to concentrate harder. I realised that I'd had a drink but, at the same time, I didn't want to over-compensate. Five minutes more and I should be at the Hospital, down to the Greengate, turn left at the lights, then up and over the hill, down Prince Regents lane and I'd be there. Christ knows whether Judy meant that George would actually still be in Casualty. I'd just have to hunt around for him, wouldn't I?

 

As I began to dip over the hill in Prince Regents lane, I suddenly realised. Shit !, I still hadn't got Judy's Christmas present and only one more day left. Sod that !, shopping for her present on Christmas Eve, and I was hoping to go and have a drink with the lads at work. Oh well, " C'est la vie", as they say.

  

I slowed down rapidly, changed down into second and turned left up to Newham General Hospital. Fortunately I knew I wouldn't be allowed to park right outside Casualty, so I swerved gently left again into the car park, silently hoping for a clear parking spot not too far from Casualty. Some chance! Twenty-third of December and the hospital car park was chokka! A couple of minutes later I found a spot a good five to six hundred yards from Casualty. Sod it ! I pulled up, parked and jumped out into the cold night air. Christ ! its harry and willy out here I thought, as I jogged towards Casualty. I slowed to a walk as I approached the automatic doors. Swish - I stepped inside. The warm interior was a big contrast to the cold outside. I went to the admission window and enquired after George.

 

" George Mansfield ?, car accident ? I don't know much else luv. Sorry."

" Yes, sorry, er, who are you ? " was the response." Son-in-law luv."

"Oh, I see. Turn left, then right and ask one of the nurses - O.K? "

 

"Cheers, luv." and I strolled off to find Judy and her Dad. Left, right and I was just about to ask a nurse when I heard Judy's voice. I took three steps forwards and poked my head around the cubicles edge.

 

" John!!" was her tearful word.

 

"Hello, love. How is he?" Stupid question, I thought - she was crying. Can't be good, can it?

 

" Its bad John," she said, "They don't think he's going to make it."

Christ, I thought, that's a bastard, at Christmas as well. I hugged her, as she cried gently on my shoulder. I couldn't believe it. We sat down, and whilst I held her hands to calm her, she looked deeply at me and began to tell me what she knew about the accident.

"John, all Dad kept saying was - I had to swerve, I had to swerve."

Slowly, ever so slowly, she recounted what her father had told her. Apparently, there had been a group of people crossing the road, following a man holding a lantern. This was what George had had to swerve around and he had ploughed head first into the stream of oncoming traffic. It all seemed a little odd... Fanciful, almost. Alcohol? Who knows.

 

A nurse arrived with bad news. George was dead. Judy cried but seemed in control - I mean she wasn't hysterical or anything like that. Me?... I was just sad. Sad for her, sad for George. I hadn't known him that well but he seemed a good enough old soul.

Judy said she wanted to see her Dad once more. I felt she needed to be alone, so we decided she would stay at the hospital and pick up George's personal effects while I tried to get the copper's name, and a bit more info. I said I would drive home, make a few calls, then come and pick Judy up when she was ready.

 

I found our friend the policeman vainly trying to enjoy a cup of vending machine tea. I explained who I was and he told me the few facts he had. Indeed, George had an excess level of alcohol in his bloodstream when he died. Apparently, he claimed to have seen a group of people in fancy dress or similar holding mock pikes and muskets etc crossing the road ahead of him. One man dressed almost monk-like and carrying a lantern had suddenly appeared and tried to wave him down. George didn't have time to stop. He had swerved, to avoid him, hence the head-on collision with the oncoming traffic. The copper said that no witnesses had seen the group in fancy dress, and, as it had occurred less than a hundred yards from the Denmark Arms in East Ham, there would have been plenty of people about because the pub had opened only a few minutes before. Although I was obviously greatly saddened by George's death, I couldn't suppress a passing thought about drink-driving: We ought to be thankful that no-one else had been hurt badly. The fact that I'd been drinking earlier crossed my mind. The thought made me feel a little queasy.


I left the hospital, and feeling the cold night air again on my way to the car, I thought to myself, don't feel so bad now eh?

I climbed into the car, backed out of the car park, and headed home. Out onto Prince Regents lane, right at the Greengate and then a pretty straight run home down the Barking Road. The accident and George's vision struck me as a little strange as I approached East Ham. The Denmark Arms is a large pub. I passed it, on my left. 


" Oh my God !! " I couldn't believe my eyes.

I swerved left to avoid the man with the lantern and everything went black ...

 

EPILOGUE

"Mrs Austin, Judy Austin?, there's been an accident."

Judy replied "I know, I've been here for hours."

The nurse lowered her voice "No!, Judy, its your husband."

 

 

Copyright John Abbott  1,188 words   Circa 1980’s

Friday, 10 April 2026

THE FOX

 THE FOX

Peter Woodgate

I saw him again today

Head down and slow of pace

Against the rain, this was no race,

It was as if

This wasn’t relished

Something he just had to do

But, in his mind, hellish.

 

He would stop now and then

Look round at me

What does he see?

I thought.

 

Whatever it was

I’m certain that

He remained uncaring

His beady eyes staring

At a being that would not understand

The world that he lived in.

He shook his head

As if to indicate

This was his thought

But no,

It was simply to clear his head of rain

Before climbing the fence, again,

Then, he was gone.

 

Copyright Peter Woodgate

Wednesday, 1 April 2026

The Celebration!

 The Celebration! 

By Sis Unsworth

It was such a celebration, the like not seen for years,

they gave out the news in the morning, Mrs Jones burst into tears.

We never believed it would happen, the country celebrated as one.

Farmer Brown heard the news in his sickbed, jumped up & joined in the fun!

Mary turned on her gas oven, and cooked the whole family a meal.

“There’s plenty more where that came from,” the thought of it gave her a thrill.

Spontaneous party’s started up, the atmosphere lit up the sky’s.

When it sank in what had happened, many wiped tears from their eyes

but, why did it take years to happen, they asked all over town,

they could not believe in their wildest dreams, the price of petrol & gas had come down.

Copyright Sis Unsworth

 

Monday, 30 March 2026

Founding of the RNLI

 SIR WILLIAM HILLARY 

By Richard Banks                                               

‘Sir William loved the sea, knew how important it was to the Manx but knew also its cruelty, how it sunk ships, drowned brave men and made paupers of their wives and children. Us fishermen told him about the terrible storm that killed twenty-six of our fathers and grandfathers, said that when the waves were at their worse the sea would always have its way. He said no, that with courage nothing was impossible and on 6 October 1822 he showed how right he was.

  In the midst of yet another storm we watched from the quayside as a navy cutter floundered on the Conister Rock in Douglas Bay. Battered by the waves, rudder damaged beyond repair, its destruction was as sure as night after day. While others prayed, Sir William gathered us fisherman about him and promised a reward to every man who went to the rescue. So, we rowed out in two  boats through waves so high I thought each one would surely drown us. And he fearless, like the soldier he was, urging us on, shouting out his orders in a voice so loud that not even the shrieking wind could silence him. His plan was to put ropes aboard the vessel and tow her back to harbour, and this we did though Lord knows how we managed it. We felt like heroes but our work was not yet done; other vessels were in trouble so back we went, finally saving ninety-seven lives.  

  In March 1824, at Sir William's urging, a national lifeboat institution was founded. The first boat was at Douglas and he its coxswain. In the years that followed he helped save over 300 people, winning three gold medals for bravery. Not bad, I'm thinking, for a landsman who couldn't even swim.’

 

[The memoir of a Southend lifeboat man formerly of Douglas, Isle of Man. Dictated at his lodgings in the Ship Inn, 25th of March 1848.]

 

 

 

 

Saturday, 28 March 2026

S

 S

John Abbott

The old man was dressed in a dark, threadbare suit, which, like its owner, had seen better days. He was standing, trying not to look too dis-spirited about his plight. His battered, old cap was upturned on the ground with numerous shiny coins within. London’s pedestrians passed to and fro, some cast only glances, whilst others, on occasion, stopped.

The little girl was dragging slightly behind her mother, who was gently tugging her left arm to persuade her into more ardent forward motion.

“Mummy, Mummy, can we give the man some money?”

The mother accepted the inevitable without repining.

“OK, OK, Yes” as she delved into her handbag.

Releasing her young off-springs hand for a moment, she dipped into her purse.

“Stay there Trudi,”

She found a small golden coin and passed it to her daughter.

“Give the man the pound, Trudi” she said as she bent her knees to move closer to young Trudi.

Trudi carefully placed the pound coin into the old man’s cap. The old man gave his usual response.

“Thank you and may god bless you.”

He smiled at the little girl, knowing that this universal gesture would achieve the necessary effect. The girl with her blonde pony-tail smiled a friendly, toothy grin back. The old man had seen it all.

Hell and heaven, life and death … and still he found the gift of a smile.

                         ……………     

Life is just a long, weary journey.

However, not if you begin each mile with an ’S’ …

Copyright John Abbott

Monday, 23 March 2026

A TIME AFTER MIDNIGHT

A TIME AFTER MIDNIGHT 

By Richard Banks                     

        I said to the man who stood at the gate of the year, “hi”. A friendly sort of hi to someone I’m hoping will put me right and answer the questions I’m going to ask: ‘where the hell am I?’ and ‘how do I get home?’ is not the best way to start a conversation. Mind you this wouldn’t be the first time I’d woken-up after a New Year’s party not knowing where I was, but usually it soon makes sense. If I’m lucky I’ll be on someone’s sofa, if not, on a park bench or somehow balanced on the narrow bum rest of a bus shelter; once it was in the middle of a road propped-up against a pedestrian refuge. So, where am I this time? 

        It’s pitch black or would be if it wasn’t for the lantern the man’s holding. He’s stood by a gate in a wall. As gates go this one’s big enough for a giraffe to walk through except that right now nothing’s getting in or out because it’s shut. As for the wall I can’t see the top of it, or the sides come to that. Is he a bouncer? He don’t look like one, but one thing I’m sure of is that he has the key to that door, it’s on a ring hanging from his belt. His job is to let me in or see me off.

        Another friendly “hi”. This time I’m only a few yards off. Time for him to have responded to my first hi but two hi’s in he’s still got nothing to say. I come to a halt in front of him. If he’s pleased to see me he’s sure not showing it but neither is he unfriendly, as best I can tell. As dead pan expressions go his is the best I’ve ever seen. Perhaps he’s bored, no job satisfaction. He’s a man who’s seen it all before. Show me something new he might be thinking, something I haven’t seen before. If he is, he’s not seeing it in me. So, what happens now?

        At last he’s ready to say something. He’s got questions to ask, but he don’t, those lips of his aren’t made for talking. He peers into my eyes and without asking extracts the information he needs – name, age, where found. He observes my bewilderment turning to fear, but this, he knows, is no time for long explanations and pointless discussion, they serve no purpose, he is the gatekeeper who opens the door to those he knows are coming.

        But maybe, just maybe he doesn’t exist. Maybe this is nothing more than a bad dream. Yes, that’s it, I’m having a mare and if I try real hard I will come-to probably with the mother and father of hangovers. Better that than this. Wake-up, wake up I tell myself, but I don’t. The man shakes his head. There is a weariness about him, he’s seen it all before. He takes the key from his belt and with no inclination to hurry turns towards the door; he has all the time in the world, but what sort of a world is this? I need to know. I’m not going through it until I know exactly what’s on the other side.

        Nothing’s said, but he hears my thoughts. He shrugs his shoulders and turns back towards me. His thoughts now to me: what other choice do you have? You can’t stay here.

        That’s fine, I don’t want to stay here, I want to be back in Romford where I belong. I’m only going through that door if it’s the way back, but it ain’t is it? I knows that and you do too, so unless this is one big upgrade on Romford I’m turning around and walking back in the direction I came.

        Walking? He seems almost amused. On feet? He thrusts out the lantern so that it lights-up the ground on which I’m standing to reveal neither ground or feet. He should not, he thinks, be having to explain all this, but he does. It’s new rules now, and you don’t make them. Listen to me when I tell you this is the way. Doors there are many in this wall but only one is for you and this is it. Either pass through it or stay here forever in this place darker than the grave, for that it will be after I leave.

        He’s had enough of explaining, has said more than he intended, more than he should. Does he know what’s beyond the door? If he does he’s hiding it well, but when he tells me this is the way I can no longer disagree. He mimes the turning of the key and I attempt to nod the head I no longer have. He understands my intention and turns back towards the door. And, as I ready myself to enter, I remember where I was before I got here, in front of another door, the entrance to a tube station that’s been shuttered off preventing me from getting in; me drunk as usual seeking shelter from the snow laden onslaught of a winter storm.

        What happens now I have no idea, but it’s the future, the only one I have.  

 

Copyright Richard Banks    

Saturday, 21 March 2026

THE COMING OF SPRING

 THE COMING OF SPRING

By Bob French


Second Lieutenant Edward Cunningham of the second battalion, the Royal Cumberland Fusiliers called his men around him, pulled out a map he had found in a partially damaged tourist shop in the main square of Ypres and began spreading it out.

          “Listen up.  Well done lads for getting here without any casualties or pushing off on a personal looting spree, but we still have a job to do before the rest of the battalion gets here. He knelt on one knee and spread out the map, then looked up. “John Thorpe, come round here, and using this tourist map, create the area around this town which is called Ypres, and out towards the east so the rest of the lads can understand what the lay of the land ahead of us looks like where we need to go.”

          As John Thorpe, a 40-year-old ex farmer, poacher and an excellent shot could start to create the map of the ground ahead of the platoon, he needed the tools to create the land by using twigs, stones and sand or soil that Thorpe would use to create his master piece.  Whilst he studied the map, the rest of the men went about picking up the bits and pieces for John.  Whilst this was going on, Cunningham looked up.

          “Prof, sort out the sentries. Patric, see what you can scrounge in the way of food and Jonesy, try and acquire some beer.  No spirits understand.”

          Once Thorpe had constructed a perfect diagram of the land around Ypres and out to the east using the soil, twigs and rocks to create a three dimension of the area, Second Lieutenant Cunningham explained using the created map what they were going to do.  Once he had finished, he and the rest of the platoon destroyed Thorpe’s master piece.

          This method of survival had become second nature for the men of the 13th Platoon, the labour platoon of the battalion. To everyone else in the battalion they were the scum, the dregs.  No one wanted them in their rifle company for the exercise, so when the Labour Platoon form their own unit, then won the competition, the hatred increase. This had caused a real upset within the battalion. It wasn’t until the Second in Command approached the Commanding Officer and explained the consequences of awarding the trophy to the labour platoon.  After some discussion he decided that this year the trophy would not be awarded, but instead, He’d award the distinction of granting the labour platoon a formal position on the battalion Order Of Battle.  On Monday, on Daily Routine Orders it was declared that with immediate effect, the labour platoon were to be known as the 13th Platoon, of the Royal Cumberland Fusiliers.

          When Second Lieutenant Cunningham, who had drawn the short straw and was given the job of commanding the labour platoon during the exercise, attempted to raise his concerns about fairness, his company commander discretely took him aside and explained that whilst he had done a good job, he should leave the matter there.  If he continued to make a fuss, he would end up commanding this new platoon of misfits.

          Within the first ten days of taking over the 13th Platoon, Henry Cunningham had realized that the men of the 13th were here, because they didn’t follow orders, disrespected senior NCOs and officers’ and really didn’t care about the battalion.  As far as they were concerned, the battalion had turned their back on them. Henry realised that if he was to command these men, then he had to make some changes.  The first thing he did was to get the men to wear the proper uniform of the fusiliers, then, when a task came down from the Adjutant, he would sit down with them and explain the job.  He then left it to them to sort out the best way to do it and, by whom, then crack on and get it done.  This proved to be the best way for everyone. And from those early days, they had survived by sticking to this tried and tested procedure.

          After outwitting the German 1st Army and leading the charge that pushed the Germans’ back from the River Marne then on to the town of Aisne, the commanding officer decided to appoint the 13th Platoon as the recce platoon. It was at this point the war underwent a complete change.  Instead of being a war of movement, it became a war of attrition, a battle of artillery and trench warfare, and regardless of how brilliant a soldier or officer was, if a shell had your name on it, then that was it.

          As the battalion caught up with the 13th Platoon, who were now employed as the recce platoon, working ahead of the main body, The battalion operations officer told Second Lieutenant Cunningham to move forward to Zonnebeck and dig in.

          As the platoon moved out at dawn towards Zonnebeck some of the men were in high spirits.

          “At last spring has arrived.  Early morning light, birdsong, dry ground fresh drinking water, decent bogs and regular rations, hay Patric?”

          After the men added their ten penny-worth Old John Thorpe raised his hand. “Sorry lads, but I got some real bad news for you. The change in nature, especially for the likes of us, wondering around a field which has a high-water table, is no joke.”

          Second Lieutenant Cunningham respected what John Thorp had to say.  He had lived rough for years before he was found and lured back into the Army. As  the men muttered amongst themselves, he nodded to Frank Gregson, who had been a damn good sergeant, until his platoon commander, broke down in front of his men whilst being outflanked by the Germans and accused Gregson of cowardice.  The Commanding Officer had to do something, so he reduced him to Lance Corporal and sent the young second Lieutenant back to UK for leave. Gregson acknowledge the nod, then shouted;

          “Enemy to the right!  Number 1 section cover 3 Section, Jonesy, get that machine gun over to the left and take out their retreat.”  Cuningham stood still and observed his command and felt proud that if they ever came face to face with a much larger formation of Germans’ they would make mincemeat out of them.

          After he had blown his whistle, and complimented his men he pointed to small hillock. ”We are going to set up shop on the top of the hillock and extent our trench lines either side of it.  Alright lads, talk it through and ask Corporal Gregson for any advice. Now, let’s get a shift on.”

          Les McAllistair turned to Jonesy. “Did ya manage ta get some tins un string like?”

          “What for, the booby-traps?”

          “Ay, they’re in the sack over there.  Do you want ta give me a hand then?”

          As the two of them stood and started to leave the group, Gregson turned to the three youngsters. “You follow these two and watch how they set up a warning system with tins and stones, hanging from a piece of string.”

          Once they had dug their trenches and fitted their fire step and dug the bogs, they settled down to the food and drink provided by Paddy and Jonesy. Who had gone ‘walk about’ in Ypres.  As they sat there in silence, one of the younger men turned to John Thorpe.  “Hey John, what did you mean when you said that the beginning of spring is a terrible time?”

          John Thorpe filled his pipe and thought for a minute.

          “In early spring, the winds around these parts tend to come from way up north so they’re blooming cold and once you get wet, your body sometimes can’t cope.  Now, if you’ve had a good look around, you will see that the closest trees or cover is at least three hundred yards, so we have no cover to rely on and no warmth to speak of.

          The ground is hard as a rock, but come spring, it starts to soften and the dew caused by the change of temperature helps to turn the grass and the soil into a sticky mud.  This makes it bloody hard to keep your feet dry. Next our support, once the battalion gets settled in to Ypres, we will start to get our rations, water or mail but it is going to take twice as long for them to navigate the land and if its too difficult, they won’t come.  Don’t forget, they know who we are.  We ain’t the most popular people in the battalion. When it rains, and it does a heck of a lot this time of the year, it will rain, and when I mean it rains the rain and the cold will quickly get into your bones.  

          As the temperature slowly rises, so the mosquitos and all the other insects that live off the water, see us as a free meal, especially ants, and of course once the rainy season sets in, that’s normally March and April, you get dragon flies and rats. The rats don’t hibernate during the winter, they sleep and live off their food hoards. If you take a deep breath right now, you will smell fresh grass, and a faint pong of maybe manure or the person standing next to you.  Once the rats realise that their winter stocks of food have been exhausted, they will eat anything else that is out there.  That’s dead bodies, or live ones if they are desperate.

          Now Ypres is very close to the Sea, so surrounding areas have a high-water level and when it rains, the bloody rain has nowhere to go, so within an hour, your trench is knee deep in ice cold water. On top of all the things I have just mentioned, rain can be totally debilitating. It saps your energy, interrupts your sleep, destroys any comforts you may have managed to rig, and lastly it affects your morale, so much so, that there will be times you will want to kill yourself. Then there is how we live. To keep clean will be a mammoth task, if you don’t, you can catch at least eight diseases, three of these can, and will kill you, so bloody well keep yourselves clean. Now on to the bogs, to those of you who do not know what the bogs are, in the Army they are toilet huts. If you mess up or put any of us in danger, then guess who will be digging the bogs for a week. Now this is important.  When you do go, remember to keep low because enemy snipers know that any person wanting to go to the bogs, has only one thing on his mind. And of course, once you have relieved yourself, you will feel a different man and will have nothing on your mind except total relief.  And you all know, the saying. No one ever hears the bullet that hits you, so stay very low, got it?  Now you are wondering why we have two bogs. Any one know?  No one spoke.

          Lance Corporal Gregson raised his hand and spoke without being invited.

          “Simple really. If the wind blows from the right of our trench, we all need to use the bogs on the left and if the wind blows from the left, we all have to use the bogs to the right..”

          “Ah, but what happens if the wind is coming directly towards us eh?”

          “Then everyone should be alerted to the use of gas by the Germans, so we always have our gas mask on, and before you ask, if the wind is coming from behind us, we simply desert the front trench and move to the back wall of our trench.”

          “Thanks John. Is there anything else that you want us to know?”

          No one spoke, then Second Lieutenant Cunningham stood up.  All right I have written up the sentries’ rosters. Lance Corporals’ Kent, Hampton and Gregson please report to me once you have finished your meal.”  He then turned to the rest of the men of the 13th Platoon.  “Listen up all of you.  During the retreat from Mons and the couple of battles on the way up from the south, we had the battalion and the brigade supporting us.  Now we are by ourselves. One of the reasons we seemed to have come off lightly was because it was the Saxon brigade we were up against.  Any one know anything about the Saxons?”

          Allan Clifford raised his hand. “Sir, the Saxons, down the centuries are the closest European relative to us, here in England.  It would be like shooting our own people, hence the easy ride we had.”

          “Spot on Prof. Well done.  Now remember when you are on sentry duty.  We have erected a simple warning system which is facing our east.  If you hear the tins rattle, that means someone has walked into our trap.  I do not want to be told that you think someone is coming, just work out where you think the sound came from and put a magazines worth into who ever it is. Corporal Gregson and his raiding party will rush out towards the suspected enemy, so try not to shoot them please.”

Copyright Bob French