ROXY
By Peter Woodgate
When the day has been a grind
And there’s a problem on my mind
I know her love I’ll find.
When I’m feeling kind of blue
And I’m waiting in a queue
She’ll be waiting too.
She’ll be waiting when I get home
To ensure I’m not alone
And in her eye sincerity and trust.
For although I may be weary
And the weather wet and dreary
She’ll spread a ray of sunshine through the dust.
She keeps a beady eye on me
Not two, she has just one you see
The other was a loss to glaucoma.
But with one eye she can see
Just as good as you and me
And has a soft and congenial persona.
With her head upon my knee
She will look with sympathy
Into my eyes and I will get the plot.
For without a sound she’ll show
That I must up and go
And open up a tin of Winalot.
Copyright Peter
Woodgate
You hit my soft spot, mans best friend, but Winalot? Can't you do better than that? Even you wouldn't eat that stuff! But, well written and cleverly disguised right to the last word.
ReplyDeleteI agree, even I wouldn't eat that stuff but all the posh cuisine doesn't rhyme with plot!!!
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