Saddie a Lady of the Night
By Sis Unsworth
Saddie was a lady, a lady
of the night,
when she heard we were in
lockdown, it did give her a fright.
So Saddie wrote to Boris
and tried hard to explain,
I want things back to
normal, that’s what I desire,
They will not give me
furlough and I’m too young to retire.
Saddie couldn’t type so
she handwrote with a pen,
then put it in an envelope
addressed to number ten.
She didn’t have an income,
and found it hard to cope,
Then, she heard about a food
bank and that gave her some hope.
A letter came from Boris,
who was sad to hear her plight,
He said it must be
difficult, for a lady of the night.
He suggested that she
leave the streets, and try to work from home,
She could always try the
internet or even use the phone
He understood her problem
and knew it was a task,
He did then just remind
her, she could always wear a mask!
Then she put the letter
down, but didn’t have a clue,
She’d be out of work a
long time, and wondered what to do?
So, if you’re feeling
anxious and your future don’t seem bright,
Spare a thought for
Saddie, a lady of the night…
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Sis Unsworth
I enjoyed your poem Sis. Maybe Boris will include the Saddies of this world in his next briefing. Very funny!
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When I received this by snail-mail I fell about laughing. Couldn't wait to post it. How do you think them up Sis? Excellent!
ReplyDeleteReminded me there are other casualties of the lockdown besides the obvious ones. Very funny.
ReplyDeleteVery funny Sis, nearly choked on my breakfast. You might, of course,have contravened PC as you have not mentioned Lady's of the Day. Wait until they realise the night staff are on double time.
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