A TRICK OF TREATS
By Peter Woodgate
It’s Halloween oh what a bore
Bloody kids knock on my door,
Trick or Treat” they shout with glee,
Their silly costumes don’t fool me.
“You’re no ghosts,” I tell them straight,
“I know that you’re from number eight.
“Come on mister, play the game,
Give us a treat or feel the pain.”
“OK,” I say, “I’ve got a treat,
Come inside but wipe your feet.”
I’ll show them I am no ones fool,
I have a plan I think is cool.
“Are you hungry?” “not arf mate,”
“Then help your self, just grab a plate.”
I chuckle as I read their minds
Anticipating what they’ll find.
Chicken nuggets, burgers, chips
Doughnuts, ice cream, Mcflurry whips.
Each lid they lift, reveals a sight,
That makes them heave and turns them white,
Boiled cabbage, swede, parsnips too,
Brussels sprouts and rabbit stew.
They turn and flee the house in fear,
I don’t think they’ll be back next year.
I smile as I walk to the kitchen, where,
My wife has prepared a sumptuous fare
Of treats for the kids and which I like a hog,
Devour with great haste, then feed mine to the dog.
Copyright Peter
Woodgate
Like you say Pete, 'trick or treat' humbug. Did you save me some sweeties...
ReplyDeleteHighly entertaining. Good poem Peter
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