The World’s Speediest Couch Potatoes
By Janet Baldey
‘Mummy, why hasn’t that
doggie got a tail?’
The voice of a little girl
rose above the clamour of noise marking the annual village fete. Its clarity cut through the cheers of proud
parents and put the metallic whingeing of the tannoy to shame as it ascended into
a sky heavily stippled by cloud.
Monica couldn’t fail to hear it as she stood
in the arena holding her dog’s lead. She’d
entered Hermes into the Dog Show on a whim, when the judge had picked up a
megaphone and announced the next class to be ‘The Best Rescue Dog,’ She felt
confident that Hermes qualified. The
other classes she wasn’t so sure about. He certainly couldn’t be described as ‘The
Happiest Dog’ for greyhound’s faces aren’t designed with humour in mind.
Nor, although she loved him deeply, could he truthfully
be called ‘The Most handsome,’ unless one’s definition of handsome included a
gaunt, ribby body and strongly muscled limbs. Furthermore, as had been pointed
out by an unknown child, ‘The Dog with the Waggiest Tail’ class was completely
ruled out.
‘Why Mummy?’ the shrill
voice persisted.
Monica could have told her
but it wasn’t a story fit for children.
Brutal men with hearts made of the same material as
their wallets, cut off the tails of greyhounds past their prime to ensure they
were never raced again. If the dogs had
been earmarked, they cut off those as well. Then the mutilated animals would be
dumped; often by the side of motorways, leaving them to take their chances with
the traffic.
Monica
had learned all this, and more, when she approached a greyhound sanctuary
searching for a docile companion to accompany her into old age. As she sat in a functional room, decorated
only by pictures of greyhounds, the re-homing secretary told her all she wanted
to know about the breed.
‘Greyhounds have a long and
aristocratic lineage. They are the only dog mentioned in the Bible and throughout
history they’ve been prized for their speed and agility. Flat out, they can reach speeds of 45
mph. In ancient
The lady drew in a deep
breath and looked at Monica.
‘And maybe, that was right.
Because the moment common man learned
they could make money out of them, greyhounds were in deep trouble. They were taken over by the gaming industry
and became commodities. Unscrupulous owners and breeders flooded the market
with surplus animals, searching for the perfect winning machine. Every year the rejects, thousands of
faithful, intelligent animals with not a mean bone in their bodies, were
abandoned, shot or drowned. The rest were sold for vivisection, ground up and
used in the pet food industry, or sent across to the seas to places like
Monica gasped as she
learned what happened to greyhounds in
‘Even if they were chosen, their careers
were short. At the age of between three
and five years they were judged ‘over the hill’ and suffered the same fate as
the others. Eventually, people like us
stepped in. We drew people’s attention to their plight and lobbied for more
regulation but it’s still an uphill fight.
One of our main jobs is to find good homes for them when they’re
retired. And they do make excellent pets. They’re quiet, clean and need surprisingly
little exercise. They’re nicknamed
speedy couch potatoes, with good reason, so they’re ideal for the elderly and….disabled.’
She’d glanced at Monica’s
walking stick, and a faint bloom had flushed her cheeks.
In fact, Monica had needed little
persuasion. As soon as she clapped eyes
on Hermes she’d felt an instant affinity. They were both ex-athletes, albeit
they didn’t have the same number of legs. Her joints were now shackled by
arthritis and she’d also recently retired from running. She and Hermes had things in common. Each was pinioned now and never again would
either of them feel the joy of flying round the track on feet attached to wings.
Now, as Monica stroked the
dog’s snakelike head, Hermes gazed up at her with eyes luminous with devotion. His hindquarters shimmied as he wagged his
non-existent tail. He’d been one of the lucky ones. He’d been found minus his
tail, rigid with shock but otherwise intact, chained to a gate outside the
Rescue Society.
Often, in the evenings when
a melancholy wind crooned down the chimney, Monica would watch the rise and
fall of Hermes’s chest as he lay flat out on the sofa, and never failed to
thank her lucky stars that, against the odds, she’d found him. Her companion
for life.
The
judge, still working the circle, was looking for a sob story and when she
reached Monica that was what she got. But
it was also one that Monica was determined to bring to a fairytale ending.
‘I don’t
think that doggie deserves to win if he hasn’t got a tail.’
It was
the little girl again. A sudden burst of
sunshine illuminated the onlookers and Monica could see her now, a strawberry
pink blob with flaxen hair.
Her hand,
creeping over the dog’s head, caressed a velvety triangle and Hermes’s ears
twitched.
‘Oh
yes.’ She thought, watching as the judge walked towards them, holding a bright
yellow rosette.
‘Oh yes,
he does.’
Copyright Janet
Baldey
A great factual piece that pulls at the heartstrings of every decent dog lover. Very well written and enjoyed...
ReplyDeleteYes Janet excellent story. I have looked after a greyhound "Roxy" several times whilst her owners have been on holiday. The best, apart from our own little rascal, that I have ever had the privilege to walk.
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