Two Limericks
By
Shelley Miller
There once was a pig with 5 trotters
Who used them all up as fly swatters,
The flies drove him mad
So the pig wasn't sad
To be shot of the lot of the rotters.
Who used them all up as fly swatters,
The flies drove him mad
So the pig wasn't sad
To be shot of the lot of the rotters.
There was an old man from Peru
Who had only one foot per shoe,
In each shoe, a foot
The old man would put
`Till one day, a third foot he grew.
Copyright Shelley Miller
They never fail! What wonderful inventions of the human mind. well done Shell. If you've written anymore throw em this way...
ReplyDeleteA pig with 5 trotters, that would go down well with the butcher!
ReplyDeleteA spare foot, I bet he didn't use it as a rule!!
Love these. More please.
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