Convo
with my trouble & strife:
By Len Morgan
"You lazy bastard, you got up at 10:00am
& what have you done other than writing for that stupid writer's group blog and play on that silly bloody computer."
"But, I got up, got dressed, did the
washing up, made tea, fed the dogs, picked up and flushed away poop in the
garden, washed shaved & put my teeth in. It's now 10:35am, but you're still
in bed reading on your I-phone. What
have you done?"
"I do everything! I cook our
meals..."
"If you like I could cook once in a
while..."
"I don't want to eat the shit you would
serve up!"
"I could..."
"I don't like spaghetti bolognese, or
boiled eggs & soldiers, or eggs & chips, Chilli Con Carne, shepherds pie
or sausage & mash..."
"But they are all the things that I
like!"
"Well, you're not getting em cos I won't
cook em!"
"Then I could..."
"I've told you before, keep out of my
kitchen! Except for doing the washing up, I can't do everything. That's an end
to it!" Storms out.
What happens in scene 2?
ReplyDeleteI have got my earplugs in Len. I love sausage and mash and shepherds pie
ReplyDeleteperhaps you should come round mine for dinner, however, it won't be Jo who cooks it, she doesn't like either, either