It’s November
by Rosemary Clarke
No we DON'T want mistletoe
Santa's sack or ho, ho ho!
There is one thing to remember
THIS MONTH IS FLIPPIN' NOVEMBER!
We've just finished Guy Fawkes night
Fireworks zooming, what a sight
But the media have a myth
That we want the 25th!
In November, it's all wrong
STOP THE FLAMIN' CHRISTMAS SONGS!
If I hear one more ho, ho ho
I'll strangle them with mistletoe
Put holly in their undershorts
Then see if they are such good sports.
Leave Christmas in its place and then
November has ITs place again.
Copyright Rosemary Clarke
Admirable sentiments, couldn't agree more! Next they'll be starting in September. Well written and amusing...
ReplyDeleteAgree entirely, made me smile, well written Rosemary.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant - my thoughts exactly.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. Your poem sums up very well what we all feel. Christmas is in December not November. And a strange one it will be this year too.
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