Look Younger live longer
Sue
was only 32, but she looked 64.
She
searched all through the beauty books,
when
they came through the door.
She
always bought the facial creams and potions that they sold,
but
no matter how she tried, she always looked so old.
Her
skin was always dry and grey, she couldn’t understand,
She
moisturized and cleansed her skin, with a very gentle hand.
The
best advice our Sue got, was from her dear friend Lyn.
“Don’t
bother with the creams my love, lay off the fags & Gin!”
Copyright Sis Unsworth
Classic Sis! Didn't have an inkling of where this was going right up to the last line. Laugh? I sprayed my screen with coffee...
ReplyDeleteGood advice Sis. I don't smoke and hate gin, it must be all those other vices, I guess. What the Hell, even monks get old and bald.
ReplyDeleteFags and Gin a solution for a lot of problems, which can't be solved, better be forgotten.. ha ha lol
ReplyDeleteBest advice ever.
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