FOOTBALL AND POLITICS
Peter Woodgate
His nose grew longer, will he
sneeze?
Oh no, it’s just the latest
slease.
A penalty, it seemed to most,
But just in time, he moved the
post.
Oh Boris, forgot there’s V.A.R?
You cannot move the posts that
far.
The referee, (the opposition)
Have caused this rather glum
position.
They have wingers who just dribble
Whilst the home team gladly
fiddle.
To think I bought a season ticket,
Come on you cheats it’s just not
cricket.
Your players other teams will
dread
Their dreadful tackles don’t get
red.
For a blatant fowl not even a
booking
After the match some books need
cooking.
I despair those calamities time
after time,
They are certainly not a team of
mine.
But worst of all in my throat
there’s a lump
As Boris has now morphed into
TRUMP.
Copyright Peter Woodgate
Guess you don't like Trump or Boris? That's your choice... Nicely written!
ReplyDeleteGood up-to-the-minute poem but don't you mean foul - or am I thinking of the government?
ReplyDeleteYes Janet, of course I meant Foul, however, it could explain all those headless Chickens.
DeleteSleaze, politics,fouls, money and publicity...its all there. Take your pick.!
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