BAD HAIR DAY
byPeter Woodgate
When Old Homer first put pen to
papers
And thrilled us all with those
exciting capers.
Who gave him inspiration for those
creatures
The Odyssey and other stories teach us?
And when young Perseus slew the
evil being
Using his shield as a weapon and
for seeing
Holding the ugly head in safety at arms length
Not looking at the eyes lest he
should lose his strength,
Did he use the power of the matted
writhing hair
To defeat his enemies by foul
means or by fair?
And when they quaked in fear what
was it that they saw?
What could turn men to stone, was
it the Mother-in-Law?
Copyright Peter Woodgate
You are a despicable human being. How dare you blame your sainted MIL.
ReplyDeleteVery amusing...