The New Coat 01
By Jane Goodhew
I know I said I wanted a new coat, my dear
I had wanted it to brighten up our world
Not doom and gloom
For there is enough of that already.
I wanted it to make a statement.
Eye-catching yet subtle, bold yet soft.
NOT
A milky coffee look.
Like the cover of an old book
Just because I am getting on.
You think our home and I have to be the same.
Dull and dingy
Beige or magnolia!!
SO
I made a decision without consulting you.
I phoned the estate agent.
‘The colour scheme is perfect madam’.
HE SAID
To sell!
So, thank you my dear.
For your selective hearing
And thinking I meant a coat of paint.
I need the patience of a saint.
But now I am off to the Spring sale to get that coloured coat
I saw in the window whilst you sipped your coffee and thought of
paint.
And then I am off to pastures new
and yes, my love without you.
Copyright Jane Goodhew
A nice (of e cuff)piece of Pros to powder your nose, well done!
ReplyDeleteExcellent! Especially the last line.
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