MY POO
By June Druce
I have written about all kinds of
things
Even about a snail and his house
I have written about a frog on his
lily-pad
I have put pen to paper about a
mouse.
And now I am going to write about
my poo, no less
A special poo, to be exact
It must be special because the
doctors have saved it
And sent it to a lab to get data
and fact.
They think it is clostridium
difficuli
What a name to give a poo
I bet he never thought when he
appeared
He would be named, what a posh
name too.
I feel sorry for all the other
poos
They just get washed away
My clostridium difficuli poo
Will be remembered to this very
day.
So, to all the poos, that go down
the pan
Your brief entrance was for a
short while
But my one will go down in history
I am so proud, it makes me smile.
June Druce 16 March 2022
I first had a picture of Winnie the Pooh here; thought you'd spelt it wrong! Then I read it... Personally I enjoyed it, others might find it indigestible, (or in bad taste), the kids would love it, and still be smiling. Well done June! It's the turd best poem I've read this month!
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