Mr. Albert Moon Got what he
deserved
By Bob French
Mary, his personal secretary,
looked up in shock as Moon burst into her office at ten to six.
“Sir, what time do you call this? Your meeting at the town hall must have gone
on for such a long time?”
Albert staggered slightly having spent the afternoon
on the golf course with a couple of his mates, then down the Rose and Crown for
a few ‘sun-downers’.
“Oh, be quiet Mary. No, as a matter of fact, I missed the bloody
meeting. I told Wentworth to cover it. Anything important to tell me, if
not I’m off home.”
Mary quickly studied the diary. “You have a meeting with the bank manager
at ten on Monday and the town’s charity commissioners at three in the
afternoon.”
“Thank you. Off you go then and I shall be in early on Monday, so don’t be
late. Oh, and get me, Wentworth, on your way out.”
Mary stepped into Jeremy’s office and quietly informed him that the boss was
back and wanted to see him asap. She had a soft spot for Jeremy and did
what she could to protect him, so pulled a face at him, warning him that Mr.
bloody Moon was in a foul mood.
Jeremy thought the worst as he took up his notepad and made his way to Moon’s
office. He knocked and waited until he was invited in.
“Enter. Ah, Wentworth, how did the meeting go at the town hall?”
“Sorry, Sir. What meeting? I was attending the meeting at the
Building Society most of the afternoon. Was there a meeting at the town
hall?”
“What do you mean? I told you to attend the meeting on my behalf.”
Jeremy Wentworth had grown used to Mr. bloody Moon’s behavior; forgetting to do
something, then swearing blind he told him that he was to attend to it.
He sometimes asked him to meet him off the train at a certain time, only to
find that Moon had taken an earlier train, leaving him waiting like an idiot at
the station for an hour or so.
“Sorry Sir, you did not ask me to
attend the Town Hall meeting in the afternoon. Had you, I would have told
you. Even your secretary would have told you that I was already engaged
all afternoon.”
“Are you calling me a liar Wentworth?”
The room fell silent for a few minutes, then Moon went into one of his frenzied
outbursts.
“Listen you incompetent waste of
space, I don’t care what your excuse is, you were supposed to be at the town
hall. Anyway, I have a meeting at ten on Monday with the bank manager so
I want a full run down on our accounts with the bank; sales figures expected
gains and losses with the two new housing estates, plus the possibility of
staffing cost increases. I want it on my desk by nine-thirty or else you
can find new employment, and don’t expect a recommendation from me, now get out
of my sight.”
Jeremy knew all too well that to argue with this arrogant bully of a man was a
waste of time, so kept his mouth shut. Moon stared at Jeremy with his
cruel eyes for a minute, then picked up his overcoat, pushed past him, and
slammed his office door behind him.
It was an overcast Monday morning when Mary quietly approached Jeremy’s desk
and waited until he had stopped adding up some figures.
“Sorry Jeremy, but it's five to ten and Moon hasn’t shown up yet. Please
can you take his place at the Bank Managers meeting?”
Jeremy looked up and smiled at her. He liked Mary. They were about
the same age and she had, on a number of occasions, protected him from Albert
bloody Moon when he was in a foul mood.
“Not a problem Mary. If you can telephone the manager and explain that I
will be there in a few minutes.”
It was nearly eleven o’clock when Albert Moon rolled into his office. As
Mary placed his black coffee on his desk, she quietly mentioned that Jeremy had
attended the meeting as he had failed to turn up. All Mood did was grunt
as he picked up his telephone. He started to speak to one of his friends
about playing a few rounds of golf this afternoon. Mary tried to warn him
again about the charity commissioners meeting, but he just waived her
away.
Around one-thirty the bank manager telephoned and wanted to speak to Mr.
Moon. Mary put him through and after a few minutes, Mood stepped out of
his office with a smile on his face.
“Where is Wentworth?”
“He’s on his way back from the bank Sir. Probably stopped off to get a
coffee.”
“Tell him I want to see him the second he gets into the office.”
Mary began to get concerned when the office clock struck two and there was
still no sign of Jeremy. Then she heard his footsteps clumping up the
stairs. She rushed towards the door and pulled it open, only to bump into
a large bunch of flowers, which Jeremy was holding.
“Oh, my goodness! They look wonderful. Who are they for, someone
special?”!
“Yes, as a matter of fact. They are for you, to say thank you for always
looking out for me.” Then thrust them into her hands.
Mary stared at the flowers, then at Jeremy. “No one has ever bought me flowers
before. That’s very kind of you Jeremy, thank you”
The spell was broken when the office door was flung open. “Where the hell
have you been Wentworth? I need to talk to you, now.” And with
that, he turned on his heels and stormed off to the office.
By the time Jeremy got to his boss’s office, Moon was in a foul mood. “Look I
have a special meeting at three, so I want you to attend the charity
commissioner's meeting. Brief me when I get back.”
When Jeremy got back to his office, Mary was rearranging her flowers.
When he told her that he had to attend the charity commissioner's meeting
because his Lordship had another meeting, Mary’s mouth fell open.
“He does not! He’s arranged
to play golf this afternoon. God, the man is a swine.”
Jeremy knew the brief for the
meeting off by heart as he had been working on the charity portfolio for the
past few years for Moon and was happy to attend. He came away from the
meeting with the distinct impression that Albert bloody Moon was going to be
rewarded for all his charity work. This annoyed him as most of the
briefings and background work in the past had been done by him.
In the middle of April, Mary came
into the office looking very sheepish.
“Fancy going out for lunch
today?” Jeremy knew that Moon was away for two days.
After the waitress had taken their
orders, Mary slipped a posh letter under the table to him.
“What’s this?”
“Just read it, then give it back
to me discretely please.”
She saw his eyebrows rise in
surprise as he saw the green embossed port-cullis crest of the Prime Minister’s
office. then she saw the anger spread across his face.”
“I don’t believe it.”
Mary quickly took back the letter
and said that she would respond to it, but would not tell Albert bloody Moon.
Jeremy stared at her in confusion,
but she gently placed her hand on his. “Don’t worry, I’ll sort it.”
The month of June brought sunshine
and the good news that Moon and his wife were off to
During the first week, Mary had
invited Jeremy down to
During the second week, she
invited him to take a tour of
Early on Thursday morning she met
him and gave the seal of approval of his suit.
“Now today we are visiting
Halfway through the tour and the
constant calling of their tour guide to keep up, Mary tugged Jeremy’s arm
and led him away from the group. Jeremy just stared at her.
“Just do as I say alright.”
Jeremey, thinking that it was some sort of practical joke, played along.
She guided him towards some all-wide gold doors with a tall, serious looking
officer standing outside. Mary stepped forward and handed the gold
embossed invitation to the officer.
The officer handed the invitation
back to Jeremy and then spoke. “Mr. Moon, please follow me, Sir.”
Jeremy frowned and was about to
say something when Mary simply told him to do exactly as he was told.
Jeremy was ushered into a long
high ceilinged room where his invitation was again checked. He was then
ushered into another room where he was surrounded by lots of people; some in
uniform, some in morning suits, and some in dark suits. He listened to the
briefing given by an elderly Guards Officer and stood where he was told.
The room fell into silence as the
Prince of Wales entered the room and stood on the platform at the head of the
room. Then, one by one the people were called forward and decorated by
the prince.
“Mr. Albert Moon. For
outstanding charitable work to the community.” Jeremy froze. Then
he felt the gentle hand of one of the ushers, easing him forward.
He was surprised at how easy it
was to talk to the prince about all the charity work he had been working on
down the years, as the prince pinned a shiny decoration on his jacket.
Then in a flash, he was outside
the palace and Mary was running toward him with a huge smile on her face.
“Well done Jeremy. You got
what you deserved, and so did Albert bloody Moon. Now we are going to vanish down
to
Copyright Bob French