HOME WORK – FLASH FICTION:
RODDY’S SECRET
By Bob French
Little Jammie looked up at his father’s running medals
and asked.
“Daddy, where did you get all those
medals from?”
Roddy answered without thinking. "That when
he was young, he used to be a very good runner.
“Is that why Uncle Henry calls you
flasher?”
This time Roddy thought for a
minute, then nodded. But buried deep in his memory were the events
leading up to Jilly’s 21st fancy dress birthday party. It was
on a Friday, which was his swimming class night; something he didn’t want to
miss.
On that night, someone had stollen
his clothes from his locker, so Roddy had to improvise and on the way out he
stole an old raincoat. His wet trunks were uncomfortable, so as he
moved through the evening streets, he removed them.
As he passed Jill’s house, friends
had seen him and dragged him into the party. It quickly became
obvious what his fancy dress was and after several drinks, he was obliged to
open his raincoat and from that moment onwards, he was known as flasher.
Not only did he come away with the
prize for the best fancy dress, but Jill, who he later married and to cover his
nick-name, he took up running and became rather good at it.
Copyright Bob French
Clever double entendré. Little Jamie has the romantic picture of the Flash in his mind... While we cannot get past the rain mac fancy dress? Well written Bob.
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