TRANSGENIC PETS
(FOLLOWING A NEWS
ARTICLE ON ALLERGY-FREE PETS)
By Peter Woodgate
A GENETICALLY MODIFIED CAT,
NOW HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?
ONE WITHOUT FLEAS THAT WON’T MAKE YOU SNEEZE
AND CAN SAFELY SIT ON YOUR LAP.
OR A DOG THAT DOESN’T BARK,
NO NEED FOR WALKS IN THE PARK,
YOU WON’T NEED A LEAD FOR A DOG OF THIS BREED
OR HAVE TO GET UP WITH THE LARK.
THERE’S A HAMPSTER WHO’S NICKNAMED KEITH,
HE COMES WITH A LITTLE MOTIF,
THIS CREATURE CAN’T BITE AND WON’T PICK A FIGHT
WE’VE EXTRACTED ALL OF HIS TEETH.
WE HAVE PETS FOR ALL HUMAN WHIMS,
PARROTS THAT DON’T SIT ON SWINGS,
MICE THAT DON’T
AND A BIRD WITHOUT ANY WINGS.
SO, VISIT THE PET-CLONING SHOP,
WE DO A JOLLY GOOD SWOP,
TRADE YOUR HUSBAND OR WIFE FOR ONE WITHOUT STRIFE
AND YOUR TROUBLES AND HEARTACHES WILL STOP.
Copyright Peter Woodgate
Nice one Pedro, love the last two lines...
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