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Saturday, 20 December 2025

Riddles 31

 Riddles 31

By the Riddler

The Riddler has two puzzles for us today:

 

No 1.  Remove DAISY from the following sentence to form another flower ~ COY IRISH DAD. 

No 2. Lucy is now half her Mother’s age.  When she was 15, her mother was 37. What are their ages now?

 

Keep em coming Riddler

 

Wednesday, 17 December 2025

I Said to the Man…

  

I Said to the Man 2…

By Jane Goodhew 

I said to the man who stood at the gate of the  year.

“I don’t suppose you could move your rear.

As I need to get through and you are spoiling the view”

He looked at me with disgust and then with a huff

He moved to the side and said

“I am your guide”

And without further ado took me for a ride.

Over the lawn and around the lakes

On his oversized mower

For it was his garden that had won prize of the year!

Oh dear!




Wednesday, 10 December 2025

Accelerated Growth ( 300 Words)

 Accelerated Growth.

By Len Morgan


  It started in 2017 with Brexit and the disastrous crop failures across Europe and the resulting shortages in our shops.  Our Government decided we could not afford to be caught with our pants down again.  So the UK Agro-Science community was put to work.  In just a few short months it resulted in the development of the Accelerated Growth Hormone (AGH), to increase the growth rate of vegetation, allowing us to grow crops in days rather than weeks.  There were the usual protest marches through the major cities of London, Liverpool, Manchester, Cardiff & Birmingham, demanding that we slow down and carry out clinical trials before using AGH commercially.  But we didn't listen even when the SNP threatened yet another vote for Scottish independence...

AGH was such a boon, plants grew at vastly increased rates and AGH was relatively cheap to produce so, it was broadcast on the land as fertilizer. 

Within months we were selling AGH to other countries, and distributing it free gratis to third world countries; benevolent souls that we were. 

Five years on, we learned the folly of it all.  AGH was ingested by animals, birds, insects, microbes, all showed signs of accelerated growth.  In addition, they displayed accelerated speed. 

Flying insects displayed increased metabolism.  They were able to out fly their predators, as a result many bird species initially began to die off, then they stabilized and began to catch up.  At the same time, rapid aging signs were witnessed, at which point the use of AGH was banned in the UK, EU, and the USA.  But, other Nations had their own agenda...

 .-...-.

Have you noticed how fast your grandchildren are growing up?  Always on the move, quick thinking, fast action, is it what I think or, is it just old age catching up on me?

Copyright Len Morgan 


Monday, 8 December 2025

Too Short for Comfort ~ (300 words)

 Too Short for Comfort

By Jane Goodhew

Rain was not forecast for today but that did not seem to stop it from tipping it down and now I looked like the combination of a drowned rat or a severely depressed person in need of some tender loving care!   There was nothing I could do about it as my interview was in ten minutes and I still had to find the correct building.  Of all days for me to be late in leaving home it had to be today.   Finally I saw number 300 so pushed the door open and went straight to the receptionist to introduce myself and apologise for my dishevelled appearance.  She gave me a look that said it all and I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me whole.  Instead, I smiled sweetly at her and asked if I had time to use the washroom before my interview?  She nodded and gave me directions but said to make sure I was on time because Mr Walker was very punctual.   With lightening speed I was there and back again and she looked in amazement when she saw the transformation the use of the hand dryer and some fresh lipstick could make.

“Miss Taylor”?  I turned in the direction of the voice and a tall, distinctive man was standing in the doorway, “please come in”.      The office was bright with natural light from the wall to ceiling. The windows had a view across London to the Thames.  He pulled the chair out for me and asked if I would like a drink, tea, coffee or something stronger.  I declined the offer and asked if perhaps he would like to give me more information about his expectations and if I was suitable when the start date would be?  Smiling and without further ado said “Tomorrow?”

Copyright Jane Goodhew




Sunday, 7 December 2025

I said to the Man...

 I said to the Man 1... 

Barbara Thomas 

  • I SAID TO THE MAN WHO STOOD AT THE GATE
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  • GIVE ME A LIGHT THAT I MIGHT TREAD SAFELY INTO THE UNKNOWN
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  • AND HE REPLIED “GO OUT INTO THE DARKNESS  AND PUT YOUR HAND INTO THE HAND OF GOD
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  • THAT SHALL BE BETTER THAN LIGHT AND SAFER THAN A KNOWN WAY
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  • SO I WENT FORWARD HOLDING THE HAND OF GOD, TROD GLADLY INTO THE NIGHT.
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  • AND HE LED ME TOWARDS THE HILLS AND THE BREAKING OF DAY IN THE LOVE OF THE EAST.

 

This poem was written by

Minnie Louise Haskins ~  1875-1957

 

What is very interesting is the poem

was spoken by King George VI in his Christmas 1939 broadcast to the Empire, these words struck a cord with a country facing the uncertainty of War.

 

The words were also inscribed at the entrance of the George VI Memorial Chapel, in St George’s Chapel in Windsor plus in the window at the Queen’s Chapel at the Savoy, Tunbridge Wells in 1957.

 

This poem was used at the funeral of Elizabeth, the Queen Mother in 2002

 

And what did the poem mean.

Believe in God

Tread softly into the unknown

I can relate to this as I pack-up all my belongings to a place I don’t know and never ever been there leaving the safe peaceful countryside, straight into a busy London Borough and just trusting  my faith that he will help me into the unknown.

 

Barbara Thomas  22.12.2025

 

Sunday, 30 November 2025

FREE CHOICE

 FREE CHOICE

By Barbara Thomas 


What is free choice I ask myself in this day and age, where is 'Free Choice' allowed?

Being that due to current Labour Government and many Woke Persons who tell us: What, Where, When, and How, we can manage our lives.

Give me some moments to make sense of the wording;

“FREE CHOICE”

 

OK! I have got it as I have just Googled the meaning of Freedom of Speech:

The fundamental right to express one’s opinions and ideas without fear of censorship or punishment from Public Authority and includes the freedom to receive and impart information and ideas.

 

The 1st Amendment to the U.S. Constitution protects the freedom of speech, religion, and freedom of the press.

It also protects the freedom for peaceful assembly or gathering together or free association with a group for social, economic, political or religious purpose, as well as the right to protest against the Government.

In the United Kingdom free speech is a fundamental, legally protected rights under the Human Rights Act 1998 enshrined in Article 10 of the European Convention on Human Rights, allowing the expression of ideas, opinions and information without Government interference.

Freedom of Speech Limitations, such as hate speech, incitement to

Violence, defamation and harassment, exist to prevent harm to others.

To protect Public Order, safeguard reputations, rights and National Security.

Whew!!!

Now we know…….

BUT and it is a big But!

Then why are there so many things going wrong I ask myself?

For months now there have been marches for whatever reason in London, and many other large Cities.

When it was believed that the British Flag could not be raised people from all walks of lives and diversity defied and flew the flag.

Flags on lamp posts, cars, windows and even across bridges and many more way-out places, including zebra crossings painted in red against the background of white.

When I first saw them all I was surprisingly taken back and a little overwhelmed.

But after a time, I personally felt the point had been made and it was time to take the flags down and if people felt so angry vote with their feet, and make their mark in the polling booths.

It is saddening now when I see our glorious flag humiliated.

I would ask people to take down the flags that are now sodden, and torn by wind and rain.

In some parts of the country their Council tax has risen, stating that this is because of damage to Council and Government property.

But, and this is a big BUT: Great Britain is one of the most tolerant

countries in the world for FREE CHOICE and long may it continue.

 

Copyright Barbara Thomas

Monday, 24 November 2025

Riddles 30


 Riddles 30 

By the Riddler





The Riddler has two puzzles for us today:

 

No 1.  A letter in the following word has been replaced by a ‘z’.  pzrszvzrz, what is the word? 

No 2. A German has less than an Australian. An Irishman has one less than a Scotsman. A Welshman has four more than a Dane. How many does an Italian have?

 

Keep em coming Riddler