IF [Part 2 of 2]
by Richard Banks
The last few words slip out before I know I’ve
said them. I’ve gone too far, that’s not what I want. I wait nervously for his
response. He’s silent and by the look on his face, he hasn’t a clue what next to
say. Fortunately for him, the waiter comes over with our meals and our only
conversation is with him. Brad takes up his knife and fork and makes an
incision in the steak he has ordered before relegating both implements to the
side of his plate. He buries his face in both hands and then with a deep sigh
begins to gather his thoughts. “I’m not cut out for this,” he says.
What follows could be him talking to
himself or him to me; I’m not sure even he knows which. “It shouldn’t be in my
job description,” he mutters. He mutters on. Some guys have the gift of the
gab, but he’s not one of them. He should be running agents, taking part in
covert operations. That’s what he's good at. He’s a doing sort of guy. Pussy
footing about sweet talking people out of their secrets is not what he signed
up for; at least he didn’t think so. He only wished he had checked-out the
small print in his contract. It’s not right, he never wanted to do it, he’s
sorry, he couldn’t be more sorry.
My brain’s racing trying to keep up
with all this, then the penny drops. He’s CIA and this has everything to do
with my job in MI6, but that doesn’t explain Ronnie. How does he fit into all
this, whatever ‘this’ is?
Brad still has his head in his hands
and a tear is trickling through his fingers. At last, he steadies himself, gives
his face a quick wipe with his serviette and raises his eyes towards mine.
“You’re still here,” he says.
“Yes,” I say, “I’m still here, and I
want some answers.”
“Shoot.”
“CIA?”
“Yeah. AMB as
well, but that’s mainly a front.”
“So, why Ronnie, why me for that
matter? but let’s start with Ronnie. What makes him so interesting?”
“He’s a Russian agent.”
“What?”
“Been passing-on classified information
for nearly two years; then we close in on him and overnight he disappears.
Probably back in Moscow
by now. His real name, if you’re interested, is Aleksey Platonov. We assumed
the two of you were part of the same cell but when we asked MI6 to pull you in
for questioning they closed ranks around you. Even when the top brass in Washington got involved
the answer was still no, which led us to believe that you were being protected
by a high ranking mole in the command structure.”
“You must be joking,” I say. “I’m just
a paper pusher. All the important people work on the fourth floor up. I’m on
the ground floor, in the post room.”
“What about Martin Frost?”
“What about him!”
“You know him?”
“Yes, I know who he is, but so does
everyone else in MI6. I’ve never even met him.”
“But you did, for nearly half an hour
at the Department’s Christmas party. By all accounts, he was very taken with
you.”
“I spoke to dozens of people that
night. I don’t even know what he looks like.”
Brad reflects solemnly on what I have
said. “Well, you can understand how it looked, so the Agency decided that if
the Brits weren’t going to investigate you, then it had to be us. However, we
couldn’t do it officially, which is why I was given the job of discovering the
truth without the Brits knowing, and, if possible, without you knowing. What a
mess I made of that.”
“So, you never really loved me; it was
just your assignment. How dare you!” I take a firm grip on my plate with the
intention of covering him with everything on top of it, but his own hand shoots
out and closes around mine.
“But I do, I mean love you. From the
first time I saw you in Oxford
Street, flouncing along in your blue dress and
that goofy straw hat I was head over heels. Even if I hadn’t been ordered to
follow you into the first bar or restaurant you stopped off at I would have
done so anyway. You didn’t make it easy for me. If you had turned out to be the
self absorbed, stuck-up bitch I was half expecting I would soon have come to my
senses, but you weren’t. You were smart, funny, good company and utterly
adorable. When you took off your shades your eyes sparkled like the sea off Palm Beach, and all I
wanted was to dive right in.”
“And what a splash you made. But you
were playing me. I thought it was all about you and me. You don’t play with
other people’s lives, not if you really care!”
“OK, but hear me out. I was supposed to
have everything sorted in a couple of weeks but I couldn’t go through with it.
After three they told me to get a move on or I would have to spike your drink
with this new tongue loosener that has side-effects likely to put you in
hospital. So, at last, I got down to doing what they wanted me to do; and that
brings us up to today. I knew from the off you were no spy but I needed proof,
for you to tell me things you thought were going no further than me. It didn’t
happen. Mission
over, objective not achieved.”
“So, what happens next?”
“I make my report and you tell your
people what I tried to do. There’s a diplomatic spat, I get fired for telling
you what I was up to, and if that’s construed as aiding and abetting the enemy
I’ll be serving time behind bars. Probably no more than I deserve.”
“And what’s the alternative, I imagine
there’s an alternative.”
“There’s always an alternative. You say
nothing to your people and I’ll tell mine that my deception was completely successful
and that all the things you told me pointed to your innocence.”
“So, you’re off the hook and I stop
being a person of interest to the CIA. Game over and everyone goes back to the
way they were?”
“If that’s what you want. But if not we
could let the dust settle, quit our jobs and take-up ranching.”
“Do what!”
“You heard. It’s the family business.
We’ve got 200,000 acres in Oklahoma state. Dad wants me back
home and on the board, thinks I’ve served my country long enough; that’s why
he’s jetting over next month. Join me. You will need to earn your keep of
course. It’s a hard life ranching, long hours in the saddle and the steers
aren’t the best of company, but if that’s not to your liking we could always
find you something else to do. We’re diversifying into real estate and retail.
There’ll be no shortage of post rooms and who knows what opportunities await
you on the floors up above. You can do whatever you want, or do nothing at all.
Whatever makes you happy.”
“If you’re hankering for a cowgirl I’ll
be needing more than a ring through the nose.”
“Is that a yes?”
“You haven’t asked me yet.”
“You’re putting a lot of pressure on a
man who was nearly wearing your dinner. I’m asking, of course, I’m asking. Ladies
and gentleman, everyone in the restaurant, I want you to be my witness. I’m
asking this young woman to be my wife, to make me the happiest, most fortunate
man since Moses was pulled out of the bulrushes by Pharaoh's daughter. And if
that don’t count because Moses was a baby at the time then I’m definitely top
of the list. Make it happen, honey! What do you say?”
I decide to
keep him waiting. “I’ll think about it.”
[The End]
Copyright Richard Banks