Time ~ The Acolyte

Time  ~  The Acolyte 

By Len Morgan

Two tree sparrows perched on one of his outstretched arms, arguing gregariously with regular comments from other pairs perched nearby.   Morlen stood on a four-foot stump, arms akimbo, eyes closed, swaying gracefully in a light spring breeze, to all intents and purposes he was a tree.   Neither the sparrows nor their neighbours had any doubts.   The hen bird was busy scolding her mate completely unconcerned by her perch.

“Boy, you’ve been at it for two hours.   I think we can safely assume your concentration and visualisation are acceptable, but can you tell me what they are saying?”

“She’s saying, (the birds took to the wing in alarm, talking trees did not fall within their experience), I’m not tall enough and have insufficient foliage.   She wants him to build their nest higher.”   He dropped from the stump, landing lightly on the balls of his feet.   Don’t be alarmed, little sister.   It is I Morlen, we have spoken before, and I mean you no harm.

The very idea!   Talking with humans, it’s disgusting, the cock scolded her.   Come away, its mind is filled with hunger.

Reynon chuckled, “I did warn you they look down their beaks at anything that cannot fly.”

“Flight!” said Morlen following their path, with his eyes, to the higher safer nesting boughs.

Reynon scratched his frizzy grey beard noisily, “No, we’ve wasted enough time on that one, when you’re ready you will fly, till then you’ll just have to be patient.”   He spread a cloth over the tree stump and loaded it with sausage bread cheese fruits pies and a bottle of new wine.  Seeing the disappointment on Morlen’s face he shook his head and smiled, relenting.   “Okay!  Eat and drink then you can have two hours free time for your flying.   You have the ability; all you need is a little patience and application.   The second level will come in its own time!”

.-…-.

“A three hundred mile journey, do we have to fly all the way?”  Morlen asked.

“Of course we don’t, just a few miles, there's a shortcut we can take to Enchanters Island,”  Reynon answered in mind speak, “we could walk, or we could always use the Terminus – you do have the key after all.”

“We’ve been through that before, it’s just a ring!   I know, I had it when I arrived two years ago, long before I knew anything of Magic…”

 “But, don’t you see?   I was attracted to the magic in the key.   I was searching for signs of magic or latent ability.   When I found you the key was on your finger, pulsating, if it hadn’t been, the Gyrax would have been the fatter by one medium-sized boy.”

“But, you didn’t save me!” said Morlen indignantly.

“Correct!  It was the ring that saved you.”

Morlen thought for a moment and absently looped a loop, “Okay, lead the way…” 

 Two Gyre Falcon’s angled down towards a rocky outcrop a mile beyond Gyraxs’ lair.    They landed, morphing to human form as Reynon and Morlen.   Immediately the ring started to glow.

“That signifies the Terminus is nearby.   We climb down a chimney, about a hundred feet, here it is,” Reynon sounded triumphant.

Peering down into the shaft Morlen could see a faint pink glow.   There were foot and handholds cut into the rock walls.   So, with Reynon leading the way they climbed down, aided by the strange diffused light.   Its intensity increased as they went deeper but disappeared the instant he stepped off into the lower chamber.   They negotiated a shallow incline.   Morlen could see the ring was glowing more intently now.

“This is the door,” said Reynon, pointing to a wall with strange markings on it. “Touch it with the key.”   Morlen reached out nervously with his left hand and a section of the wall disappeared, revealing a small dimly lit cell.   “In you go,” as they entered the wall returned.  

“We’re trapped!”  Morlen’s voice squeaked.   A panel of buttons appeared on the wall.

“Press number five boy.”    Morlen obeyed and it lit up, “Now press it again.”

“But nothing happened.”

“Do as I say, boy.”

He pressed it again and the door opened.   His olfactory senses were assaulted by the heady perfume of aromatic herbs and medicinal plants.   A kaleidoscope of colours aroma’s and sounds bewildered, and confused him. 

 Reynon led Morlen from the Terminus in a drunken stupor.   “Sensory overload,” he explained.  “It’s a little excessive, but in a few years you should get used to living here in Kryft.”

“You said we were coming to Enchanters Island, nothing was said about staying,” said Morlen.

“You object?   You don’t want to stay,” Reynon sounded surprised.

“I’d prefer not if you don’t mind.”

“Reynon!   I see you just made the deadline, by the skin of your eyelids, again.   Two hours more and I would have had my old job back.”

“Anthrax!   Brother of mine, I wish I could say I’m sorry for your demise…”

“Don’t speak too soon brother, you’re not away yet, there is still the small matter of the testing?”

“I have no fears on that count brother, he’s a real find, You’ll not be rejecting Morlen.   Better luck in five years time.”   He turned to Morlen, “this is my elder brother and twin, Anthrax.   He will continue your training.”

“You mean you want me to stay here while you return to the real world.   I think not, I’m leaving with you!”

“Now don’t be difficult boy, this is all illusion designed to keep unwanted guests away.   Reduce the sensitivity of your senses and things will return to normal—how’s that?”

Morlen nodded, “better.”

Time  ~  The Testing

He opened his eyes, in complete darkness.   He lay on a hard unyielding surface that seemed to sway drunkenly with each breath he took.   He steadied himself gingerly and reached out above his head and to the sides.   He realized then that he was perched on a swinging four by two-foot platform suspended on chains attached to its four corners.   After two minutes he still could not penetrate the blackness.   He attempted to unleash a light spell, without success, then he tried a revealing spell and finally in desperation a transference spell, nothing worked.   He opened his mind tentatively, seeking the minds of others.   There were no extraneous thoughts, not even from lower-order creatures.   He was forced to accept that this place did not allow magic.   He shivered with fear, for two years he had concentrated solely on learning magic, now he found that magic was denied him.   He realized that he was on his own, reliant only on his mind and his body.   He smiled grimly; he should have known that Raynon would not play by the rules.

He sat on the platform using it as a swing, to determine the limitations of his prison.   He swung in all directions without making contact with the walls.   He climbed up the two chains, as far as he could go, and discovered that the ceiling was a smooth but unyielding rock.   One chain was fastened to a large ring firmly embedded in the rock.   The other was attached to a rams-horn hook.        He couldn’t get out through the roof or reach the walls.   His only choice was to go down.   But, even hanging from the platform and stretching his legs out he could not feel the ground.   It could be a few feet or a mile below; there was no way of knowing.  He thought of dropping something and timing the duration of its fall but all he wore was a linen shirt and pantaloons.   He thought a while then stood at one end of the plank, raising it until he could grasp both chains then he climbed as far as he could using both, then transferred all his weight to the one attached to the open hook whilst still holding on to the other loose chain.   He succeeded in looping it over the open hook and transferring his weight to it.    This allowed him to unhook the other chain and allow it to fall into the dark abyss.   He listened.   He’d succeeded in doubling the length of the chain but it still did not reach the ground.   He slid down to the platform and beyond until he was hanging from the lower end of the double-length chain.   His arms were aching, burning from the effort involved.   Still, he felt and saw nothing, and the ground could still be a mile below.   He climbed back up so that he could loop the chain between his legs and looping it over his shoulders to give respite to his arm and leg muscles.

.-…-.

He remembered their arrival and Reynon warning him that testing started as soon as he set foot on the isle.   He’d been taken to quarters in the student wing and told to wait.   He became drowsy and fell asleep.   He awoke with many hands restraining him.   His mouth was forced open, and a quantity of liquid poured down his throat.  

A voice said, “That should dampen his magic,” then he lost consciousness.

.-…-.

He became angry at the realisation that his magic had been stolen.   He used the anger to fire his adrenalin reserves.   Pulling down the front of his pants he urinated a short burst, counting 1-apple, 2-apple, 3-apple, 4…  He heard a faint distant splash.   He was too high to survive a fall.   He repeated the experiment until his bladder was empty but the result was the same.   He lowered himself down the chain and wrapped it around one wrist.  Grasping above it with the other hand he started to swing from side to side until his feet touched a wall.   On the backward swing, he found his feet again touched a wall.   After half a dozen swings in various directions, he concluded that the wall must be circular.   Each time he made contact he walked a few steps anti-clockwise until he judged he’d made a complete revolution.   He took another rest and climbed a few feet higher then repeated another circuit.   He took another rest then tied a loop in the chain, into which he put his foot.   He continued to swing, finding it progressively harder to touch the walls.   It seemed he’d been at it for hours, it was difficult to judge time in complete darkness, there were no reference points.   He was wracking his brain for an alternative course of action when a contact produced a different sound; a hollow sound.   He swung back higher and faster and made contact with the wall, harder than intended.   The wind was forced from his lungs and he was violently sick, still dangling from the chain.   He heaved a second time and tasted the sour stomach juices, which caused him to heave again.   Subconsciously, he cast a soothing spell and the sickness subsided.

 “It worked.” He yelled and tried a light spell.   In the early light given off, he could see a door and a platform.   He swung as close as he could and jumped, grasping the door ring he clung on and swung himself onto the platform.

.-…-.

Reynon roared his delight.   “Well brother, when have you ever heard of an apprentice escaping from the cistern?   Its only purpose is to humble them before the real training begins…”

“He’s not out yet, and his time is running out.”

“He’s negated your damping potion, He’s reclaimed his magic, no other has ever done that.” He smirked, “You’ve lost!   I think you owe me a keg of fortified Vaspellian wine.”

“Wait—“ said Anthrax, as the door handle to the Cistern turned.  

“No!” Reynon gasped.  The door fell inwards, laying flat like a bridge into the abyss.   Reynon fell silent.  

“You caught him?” Anthrax asked of the trainee Magicians who were there to keep Morlen from harm, and rescue him at the end of two and a half hours or, if he fell.

“The web is still in place, if he’d fallen we’d have caught him,” the oldest trainee magician answered. 

Reynon walked slowly to the gaping door.   He stood there for several moments, a hand appeared at the edge of the door, then another, and the old man smiled spontaneously.  Shortly after Morlen’s head and shoulders came into view.   He stepped forward to congratulate his Acolyte but was confronted by a cold uncompromising stare, he backed off.   Seconds later the other apprentices hoisted Morlen onto their shoulders and carried him through the town in triumph.

“I don’t think you’re his favourite person at this moment in time,” Anthrax whispered.

Reynon shrugged, but the hurt was clearly visible in his face.

An ornately dressed messenger boy approached and announced, “Reynon, your presence is required in the council chamber,” so it was that he learned, the Oracle wanted him to travel to Central as chief Druid to Gregorius XIV.   His name would be Aetemus, and he was to leave immediately.

.-…-.

On the following day, Morlen lined up with twenty-three other apprentices to be chosen by one of five clutch mentors Masters: Brox and Agaric, Mistresses: Decamon, Tamrose and Poskiss.   Tradition was for five clutches of four students but this year there were four additional students.   It had been assumed that each clutch would take one additional student, but when there were four unclaimed students remaining the clutch mentors refused to choose further.

“Either you each select an additional clutch member or I will appoint an additional clutch mentor,” the chief counsellor warned.   There was a long pause punctuated by nervous coughing.   “Very well then, I appoint…”

“No need!   I would be honoured to mentor a clutch chosen for me by my eminent colleagues,” said Anthrax.   “I am gratified you chose so unselfishly, I find that I have been ceded the cream of the crop!”   He smiled warmly at the four young rejects, “Miss Cerelle, Mr Zatticus, Mr Hurk and of course Mr Morlen,” he shook their hands warmly and bowed to each in turn.  

He received sympathetic smiles from three of the Mentors but hostile glares from Agaric and Poskiss.

“Why Master Agaric, Mistress Poskiss, have I done something to offend?”

Agaric said, “Not in words but, you have caused offence.   I cannot believe this august body could be taken in by your deception…”

“Deception? How so, cousin.”

“Do not imply kinship where none exists, I will state it plain so there is no doubt in anybody's mind.  Anthrax you aided your brother's apprentice in the first test.   It has remained unchanged since the dawn of time.”

“We are all aware of that,” said Anthrax.    

“The code forbids forewarning…”

“Of course, they are expected to fail the first test it teaches them humility, keeps their feet planted squarely on the ground and their minds firmly in touch with reality.   If anything I would attempt to ensure his failure.   In fact his success cost me a fine keg of wine!”   There was muted laughter at this.

“You have made a mockery of everything we stand for,” said Poskiss.

“I did not train him, Reynon did so.   Why would anybody waste time training an apprentice for failure?   We train them to succeed but the odds of this particular game are heavily stacked against them.   It greatly reduces their chance of success but doesn’t eliminate it totally. ”

“I know he must have been forewarned,” Agaric glared at Anthrax.

“Then select one of your own clutch to duplicate his feat, with the benefit of hindsight, else apologise to me and the boy!”

Agaric clenched his fists, shook his head, and features distorted with rage.  

“It will not end here. There is a case to be answered,” said Poskiss, she wheeled theatrically and followed Agaric out of the council chamber.

To be continued (one day)/... 

THE INTERROGATION

 THE INTERROGATION

by Richard Banks                         

“Do you know who I am?”

         What shall I tell him? That I know him for the murderer he is, the man who has killed more folk in these parts than any soldier of King or Parliament. The Lord's work he calls it. He holds the bible when he says that, turns the pages to Exodus 22.18, then reads what it says: 'Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live'. But who are the witches? Is every old woman with a gargoyle face a witch? For it is mainly them that hang. Few men are witches, neither are there many that are young – maid or man. So why me, why have I been accused? Me, Tilly Roe, not yet twenty years of age. What have I done? Who has spoken against me? Someone has.

         “Do you hear me, mistress?”

         “I do, sir.” I must be polite, humble. If this man takes against me, I am lost.

         “Then what is your answer?”

         “You are the Witchfinder General, sir, come to rid us of those who worship Satan and do harm against God's people.”

         “And are you one of God's people?”        

         “I am, sir, truly I am. And whoever says different speaks not the truth.” I look him in the eye like my father taught me; that, he says, is the mark of an honest person. Does the Witchfinder know that? He looks uneasy. Perhaps he thinks I try to enchant him? I look down at his hands. He takes a pen

from the table at which he sits and writes something down on a sheet of paper.

         “Your accusers are five. Can they all be lying?”

         “But who, sir, are my accusers? Am I to hear what they say?”

         “Of course. That is the purpose of this interview. I put forward the evidence against you. Your answer. If you answer well you go free. If not, you will be arraigned at the sessions in Chelmsford. We work within the law, Mistress Roe. The innocent have nothing to fear. Are you fearful Mistress? Your face is pale. What has drained it of its maiden's glow?”

         “I am tired, sir. The searchers would not let me sleep. They kept me standing all night in my night shift.”

         “And did they search your body for unholy marks?”

         “They did, sir.”

         Then they have done their duty well and you should be grateful to them. They watch for Satan, for his familiars that feed on witches blood. They can not suffer you to lie down. A bed has unseen places; there can be no watching there.”

         I pretend gratitude to the searchers. Say I will remember them in my prayers. Does he soften towards me? His face is without expression. He takes up another piece of paper full of writing.

         “Can you read, Mistress?”

         I tell him no.

         “Then I will read for you. Have you know that this is the testimony of Ann Cook spoken to me two days ago. She is your first accuser.

         “And what does she say, sir?”

         “That you did steal by witchcraft the affection of Tom Hewer, who was Mistress Cook's sweetheart, and that you did cast a spell by which you made her unwell of the sweating sickness. And furthermore that you did come to her when she was hot with fever in the form of a satanic imp boasting of all you have done. What sayeth you?”

         “I cast no spells, sir. Tom and Ann quarrelled. That is why he left her. It was no doing of mine. Neither did I bid him to come to me. It was he who did the courting, as all men should.”

         “So Tom Hewer is now your sweetheart and not Ann's?”

         “But not by witchcraft, sir.”

         He looks thoughtful, writes down his thoughts, returns his pen to the inkwell. He seeks to catch me out. Honesty is not enough, my cunning must be the match of his or he will ensnare me.

         “So if Tom Hewer was not bewitched and you did not draw him to you why did he choose you instead of one of the other maidens in the village. There are ten are there not? Comely maids, so I be told, four with marriage portions, one a miller's daughter. Yet he chose you the cuckoo in the nest, the foundling child with heathen, gipsy blood. Why you?”

         “Should you not be asking this of him?”

         “But I'm asking you, Mistress Roe. Surely he told you why he loved you?”

         “He did, sir. He told me many things that should stay a secret between lovers. But this I will tell you, that he thought me loving and kind which is more than Ann Cook ever was.”

         “So you despise Ann Cook? Is that why you put a spell on her?”

         “There was no spell, sir. Ann caught the fever last month along with two other folk. I know not why she caught it. It was nothing to do with me. I cast no spell. Neither did I visit her when she had the fever. She may think I did for when the fever is at its worse people go wandering in their thoughts and see things that never happened. But even if the imp was real why should it be me? I look no more like an imp than you or any other Christian person.”

         He looks angry, commands me not to be insolent. But my arguments are sound. He picks-up another sheet of paper, again full of writing. He asks me if I know Master and Mistress Grindley.

         “Yes sir. Master Grindley is Uncle to my Father.”

         “Your Father?”

         “Yes sir, the man who took me in when I was a foundling child.”

         “And do your Father's relatives have reason to give false testimony against you?”

         “None that I know of, sir. They have always been kind to me.”

         “So, what they say must be true?”

         “I know not, sir until I hear it.”

         “Then hear this, the testimony of Master Grindley. 'On Saturday fifth day of August I rode to Colchester where on passing the parish church my horse, a good and healthy steed, did fall to the ground and die. This being at midday when the church clock was striking the hour. At that time I saw young Tilly on the far side of the road dressed in a black cloak and hood which I never saw her wear before. And though I waved at her and called out her name she made no move to come to my aid. Indeed she stared at me with such unfriendly expression that I thought she meant me harm. When I told Mistress Grindley, my wife, of this she was much troubled because on that same day at a quarter past twelve she saw Tilly in the yard of her father's house astride a broomstick on which also sat a black cat. This we told to the curate of this parish who said it was our duty to tell all to the Witchfinder'.”

         “So Mistress Roe how did you move between two places ten miles distant in only one-quarter of an hour?”

         “Because the journey was never made, sir. I have never been to Colchester, neither do I own a black cloak or hood.”

         “So Master Grindley is also lying?”

         “No sir, Master Grindley is short of sight. Only last week he mistook a horse for a cow. I do not doubt that he thinks he saw me in Colchester but he is mistaken. I never stirred from the village that day. Ask my father and other persons who were with me.”

         “And what of the broomstick?”

         “It is a broomstick, sir. I use it to sweep the dust from the house. When Mistress Grindley sighted me I was holding it steady between my knees so my hands were free for the fixing of a new sweeping head.”

         “And the cat?”

         “What about it, sir?”

         “Is it not your familiar?”

         “No sir, it is not. It is a kitten, eight weeks born and no threat to anything bigger than a mouse. He was climbing on the broom while I was fixing it. I call him Francis after the saint who loved all God's creatures.”

         The Witchfinder is silent. He knows his evidence is not enough. If it be known at the Sessions that Master Grindley is poor of sight the case against me will surely fall. Thank goodness the Witchfinder was not able to persuade Mistress Grindley that Francis is a familiar. No doubt he tried but she stays true to what she saw. How many accusers did he say there were? Five? yes, five. So there are two left. He takes up the paper that has their words.

         “This is the evidence of Mistresses Turley and Brine.”

         “Who are they, sir?”

         “They are the searchers that watched over you; the godly woman whom you spoke so well of.” He smiles, but not pleasantly. Like me, he knows them for what they are, lewd women who take pleasure in touching the private places on a maiden's body.”

         “And what do they say?”

         “That at mid-night Satan appeared in the form of a goat that stood entirely on its hindquarters. And when they asked why it came the goat said to drink the blood of the gipsy girl who was his sister in darkness. And this it did through a mark on the gipsy's leg that was red and tender like it had been used this way many times before.”

         “I protest, sir. This never happened.”

         “So they lie too?”

         “Indeed they do.”

         “And why should they do that?”

         “I know not what is in their thoughts but, like you, they are paid for what they do. No witches, no fee. Maybe that is why they do it, or maybe they delight in doing harm? If so, they are as wicked as the devils they claim to see.”

         “Stop this ranting, woman. The searchers tell the truth. They are servants of the Lord.”

         My mind struggles to devise an answer. What can I say? Then, almost without thinking, the words I need come to me and I am speaking them. “What does the other searcher say?”

         “The other searcher?”

         “Yes, there were three. What does she say? Something else to be sure, or otherwise her words would also be on the paper you read from. What is her name, sir? I demand that her evidence also be heard.”

         “Demand what you will, witch. You will get what you deserve, not what you demand.”

         “Her name, sir?”

         He refuses to tell me. Then I remember. It was spoken by one of the other searchers: Mistress Beecham. She drank less beer than the other two, was quieter for it, hung back when the others did what they did. I confront him with the name. He looks startled, almost afraid. I press home my advantage.

         “Why have you not taken her testimony? Does she say differently from the other searchers? Is that why you are silent about her? You have sent her away, have you not, but no matter, my father will find her and we will know her words as well. And what if she says that no devil came and that you refused to hear her evidence? That would not go well for you, Witchfinder. Does the law allow you to do such things? I think not.”

         I expect him to bark back at me but he says nothing. I have him.

         “I will make a pact with you Witchfinder. Declare me innocent of all charges and in return I will be silent about what you have done. I say this with my hand on your bible. If I lie then God strike me down. ….Now, sir, all that remains is for you to write your verdict and for me to walk freely from this room.”

         He does as I request. He calls out: “Guard, Mistress Roe is leaving, there are no charges.”

         I walk out of the room into the office where the guard sits. He gets up and escorts me to the outside door. He looks surprised but says nothing. The Witchfinder sits at his desk and also says nothing. But my silence is more powerful than theirs.

         Me, more powerful than a man? What need have I to be a witch?

                                    Copyright Richard Banks

Haiku from Rob

Two More Haiku from Rob

By Robert Kingston

dilapidated duck house

still holding

an egg

First published akitsu quarterly,  September 2020

first light

the tree conjures up

a blackbird 

First published, The haiku foundation, August 2020

Copyright Robert Kingston

THE START OF ANOTHER DULL DAY

THE START OF ANOTHER DULL DAY

By Peter Woodgate

Here I am in the laboratory working on my P.H.D. thinking about the Black Death and holding up the skull of a rat.

It was the likes of this poor creature that supposedly caused that awful

Plague, it was, of course, the fleas that lived on the rats that carried the virus but being blamed for most things the poor old rat copped it. In fact, I would not be surprised if the latest virus to hit mankind (COVID 19) will eventually be blamed on “some dirty rat.”

I am now getting rather bored with this project and turn my attention to the world outside my window and am aware of a lovely blue sky. This  causes my mind to wander and I begin thinking about my girlfriend Maria, well she is not actually my girlfriend, but, being the only girl that has ever bothered to talk to me, that’s probably as close to one that I am ever likely to get.

                                                                    

I chuckle as I think back to the laughter caused when I called her malaria, well she always seemed to have a headache, especially when

I mentioned anything to do with sex. It’s no better now and I am thinking of re-naming her Virginia. Don’t think this will help my chances in getting my leg over but what the Hell!

Anyway, better get on with my studies, although this mind-wandering business has made me determined to look for the positives in life and I feel sure there is going to be a rainbow over the next hill. I am looking forward to this huge pot of gold that we will all find at the end of it.

Reality kicks in and I am suddenly aware that refraction disintegrates as we pass through the Brexit rainbow, after all,

Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain.

Copyright Peter Woodgate

Up and at ‘em

Up and at ‘em

By Phil Miller

After finally completing the run of my life- 2001 London Marathon- I realised I should have put more time and effort into training for the event after a tall Sikh athlete sped past me at the 22-mile mark wearing a T-shirt that read,“ SPEED CHICKEN,” on the back; he was in his late eighties.

My wife decided it would be a good idea to organise a surprise party for me.

It was something I could have done without, considering my inner thighs were chaffed beyond repair and my nipples had bled due to the friction against my vest; the hazards associated with running over 26 miles, at a snail’s pace. It didn’t matter too much; most people thought I had been pouring blackcurrant juice over myself.  The photo handed to me when I crossed the line, distinctly showed that I was so exhausted, my eyes were fixed in a crossed position, and stayed that way till I arrived home, in the burbs of Essex, in the back of the brother-in-law’s, clapped out 1980’s 2.0 litre Granada, that farted a great plume of black smoke every time it broke from the traffic lights.

An old double bedspread had been stretched across the UPVC bay window with the words, “WELLCOME HOME, YOU DONE US PROUD!” painted in big black letters.

The neighbours must have thought I was returning from a theatre of war; I think they were right.

The music was playing loudly and there was much laughter and merriment going on. I crept in, ignored everybody, and made my way slowly upstairs to bed, where I promptly collapsed, in a heap. The sores between my legs were excruciatingly painful, and all I wanted to do was sleep. No sooner had I closed my eyes, my daughters had decided to run in and jump all over me, like a couple of puppy dogs. I told them, through gritted teeth and rolling eyes that I would make my way downstairs and say hi to everyone. Five minutes later, I was standing at the top of the stairs. I took one step down but the fatigue and burning pain in my calf muscles were unbearable, so I had to walk down backwards, on my hands and knees. Somebody stepped over me on the way to the loo, “what’s the matter? lost your marbles, ha! ha!”; I didn’t reply but thought to myself, I must have done, to run around the streets of London, while everyone else was stuffing sausages and beer down their necks, dancing and prancing and having a good time.  

After a few minutes I reached the bottom step and stood upright on the laminate flooring. I walked forwards, hands stretched out to the walls for support, and made my way to the living room. I looked like a cross between Douglas Bader and Frankenstein’s monster.  The guests were admiring the sharp lines of the new kitchen units, the sparkling tiled walls and new pristine appliances. The kettle drew a great deal of attention; weird.

After about 10 minutes, a lot of sniggering and the occasional pat on the back, I fell onto the sofa to begin my life as a human sloth.

It was nice that people made the effort but really, all they wanted, was an excuse for a knee’s up. All I wanted was to have a kip; for about 72 hours.

There was a knock on the door. I heard somebody acknowledge my dear old friend, Timothy. I sat, waiting for him to come into the living room and offer up a plate of praise. He didn’t come in to see me. After 15 minutes, I went painfully in search of him and found him hiding behind a very large wine guzzling woman in the garden. When I say hiding, I mean, if he turned sideways he would have vanished. He was emaciated. His eyes were sunken and they had large black bags around them. His cheekbones were ready to breakthrough.

“Bloody! Hell, Tim, you’ve done some weight.”

“Hello, Jack. Well done on running the marathon.”

“What’s happened, mate? You look ill!”

“I haven’t slept for three days.”

“What?”

“I’ve been taking E’s, Charlie, LSD and Ketamine, I’m screwed.”

“Jesus! You ain’t got any paracetamol, have you, my head is splitting?”

Tim just stood there. Not a smirk, grin, or false laugh.

I said, “Where’s Tracy?”

“We split up 6 months ago.”

“Oh! No! Sorry, mate. Do you want a drink?”

“No, just water, I’m so dry.”

“Where you been living?”

“Back at mum’s.”

“Oh! Dear.  Come to think of it, you look a bit like Ronnie Corbett, sorry.”

Tim swallowed his glass of water and apologised for his early exit.

I didn’t see him again until one winters night in 2004. It was three am and I was slumped on the floor of a bus shelter. I had half a litre of whiskey in one hand and a fag in the other. I was crying; I was pissed; I hadn’t smoked for fifteen years and my normal tipple was a bottle of merlot over the weekend. It was Seven Kings High road. Tim was walking on the other side of the street, to catch the night bus.  He had been on a date; some online thing.  He couldn’t believe it when he saw the state I was in.

“Fucking hell Jack, you ok?”

“Curs am kay.”

“What?”

“Ahsed, ham urkay,”

“Where ya been?

“Getchin pished.”

“Who you with?”

“Live mehee aloon.”

Tim lifted me to my feet. He had put on a lot of weight.

“Is the missus picking you up? Shall I get you a cab? Do you want to stay at mine?”

“Shee don luff me, annimor.”

“What?”

“Spanitch arshers.”

“I’ll get you a cab home.”

“Not hurm now. Dumped me.”

“Oh! shit. Come on, stay at mine.”

Tim supported me as I staggered left and right and backwards and forwards. It took us 2 hours to walk 2 miles to his place in Romford.

When I woke up in the morning, we had a good old heart to heart.

I said to Tim, “What did you get from your divorce?”

He said, “I was so distraught, all I asked for was my mastic gun and tape measure. She said, do you want the curtains?” I said, “stuff the curtains, keep them. She did. I didn’t know they were worth two thousand pounds. I also didn’t know that she had racked up a credit card bill for over £25,000, and I was liable for half the debt.”

“Bloody! Hell Tim.”

He said, “What are you gonna ask for from your missus?”

I said, “A Stanley knife and my decorating table.”

“Ay! Why’s that?”

“We can go into business then matey.”

We both laughed, and laughed, and laughed.

Up and at ‘em, that’s what my granddad used to say.

Copyright Phil Miller

Time ~ Gyrax

Time  ~  Gyrax

By Len Morgan

Gyrax expired air!  The air shimmered with the heat of her breath.   For several moments an eerie silence spread o’er the glade, punctuated by the furtive scuttling of a small foraging rodent.   He’d strayed unwittingly over the periphery of the kill zone.   He spotted a fat worm dancing invitingly just beyond his reach.

He closed rapidly, locking onto it with sharp gnawing teeth, seeking to tease it from its hole.   Unaware of the approach of others either side.   The lure slipped out of his grasp and retreated once again tantalisingly just out of reach.   His small mind failed to register danger and he licked the thick sticky sweet worms slime from his whiskers and paws before continuing his assault.   The normally timid wary creature followed its prey and its position became even more precarious.   Slimy tentacles closed in all around him, like a nest.   Through blurred vision, he just registered the once slender worm had now grown much fatter flattening like a paddle.   The nerve agent occurred naturally in the sticky mucous on the tentacles and was doing its deadly work.   At the very last instant, he realised his predicament, but too late to do anything about it.   His limbs were tired and sluggish, he could feel the tendrils wrapping about him, dragging him towards the central pit – the maw of the Gyrax.   Unconscious but still alive he was taken into her dark foetid open gullet.   Down, down he went unable to struggle, into the larder of the oldest creature still living, the last of her kind in the universe.  

Gyrax expired!   She was delighted by the tiny spark of terror, in the rodents mind, but there was other larger prey out there and it was coming closer by the second.   The air shimmered, for several minutes.   Closer, closer…

.-...-.

He was naked as a new-born, save for the emerald ring on the middle finger of his left hand.  Light from the greenstone pulsed in time with his heartbeat, he knew nothing.   He possessed nothing but a sixth sense born of the regression process.   He felt a sudden sense of imminent danger and jumped back several paces.   Twenty yards ahead the air shimmered, a deafening cry of frustration accompanied the beating of tentacles lashing the spot he’d occupied.   He sensed the danger, without recalling a similar encounter, somewhere back in the future.   He watched as the tentacles settled back amongst the flora, and stored the memory, first of many.

“Be wary boy!    This is the lair of the Gyrax, she has been here since the dawn of time and is not particular who or what she eats.”   The boy turned, surprised by a grey-bearded man who had appeared beside him without warning. 

“Who are you,” he demanded, staring up into the intense slate grey eyes. He showed no fear and exuding a confidence he didn’t feel.

The tall slim elderly man switched the stave from left to right hand and smiled, childlike.

“Would you be seeking employment?” he asked ignoring both the question and the boy’s nakedness.   “I have need of an acolyte.   An apprentice to fetch, carry and assist me in the performance of my craft.   In return, I will provide you with food, shelter, and I will teach you all I know of the Forbidden Arts.”

“Forbidden, by whom?”

“A straight question boy, deserving of a straight answer.   Forbidden by those who could never conjure or control true power themselves,” he tousled the boy’s hair and smiled.   “My name is Reynon, it’s a word of ancient power.   Like you, I arrived here from the future.”

“You know how I came here?”

Again Reynon ignored his question, “What is your name boy?”

“I… I don’t know…”

“Then I shall call you Morlen if that meets with your approval it’s another ancient name.” 

The young man paused and reflected.  “It sounds just fine sir.”

“Master!   You are now my acolyte, an apprenticed magician, of the fifth order. Now follow me, to your new home.”

“Tell me master Reynon, how do I reach the fourth-order?”

“You just did, simply by asking the question.”   They walked on in silence for a while.

“Then will you tell me how I can reach the third level?”

“That is not so easy.   You will need to demonstrate a little talent, self-control, and empathy with the minds of other creatures.   In addition, you need to display a thorough knowledge of the sciences, coupled with control and manipulation of natural processes.”

“So where do I start?” Morlen asked with enthusiasm.   A low thatched building came into view surrounded by ancient woodland on three sides and a fast-flowing stream on the other.

“Take a bucket from the rear of the house and fill it with water from the stream.  Do you see that cauldron? Three buckets should fill it, light a fire beneath the cauldron.   Through the side door is a root cellar--”

“What is a root cellar?”

Reynon was exasperated, “Don’t you know anything boy?   Can you not cook?   Am I forced to present an acolyte who can’t cook, to the Grande Assembly of Mages?”   Oh, the indignity of it!  He thought.   “Don’t despair; we have two years before the encounter on Enchanters Island.”  

“You don’t want me here,” said Morlen.

“I never said that--”

“Oh the Indignity of it!”   Morlen parodied.

“I did not speak those words; mayhap you do have a modicum…”  

"Follow me he said," entering the house he opened a chest, "in here you will find suitable garb.  "Dress and follow me through that door, you have much to learn."

 Morlen followed.

"Sit." said Reynon, taking a pack of cards, from a pocket in his robe.  He randomly cut the cards, what is this, he thought.

“A star.”

And this, Reynon cut again.

“A square.”

And…

“Another star, the sun.”

“How do you know the sun is a star?”

I… I don’t know, but it’s true master!” Morlen said with conviction.

“Come let’s find you something to eat,” said Reynon changing the subject.

Continues see Acolyte/...

Copyright Len Morgan