UNCLE GEORGE [Part 10 & Resoution]
By Richard Banks
We
awake to find the window wide open and the sun streaming in between curtains we
have neglected to draw. It’s ten thirty and after a half hearted attempt to
clear-up we begin the journey back to
On Wednesday we read about us in the
on-line editions of the Chronicle and Echo, and by Friday we have reporters
from the
A fire engine departing the scene pulls
up on the other side of the tape and the policeman lets it by. We, however, are
informed that the road is closed and that we can not pass. We turn around, find
a parking place several streets back and return on foot to find the tape back
in place but the policeman missing. A trickle of people are taking advantage of
his absence to slip by unchallenged. We join them and on arriving at the
entrance to the Gallery stare across the car park at the charred remains of the
gutted building.
The wrought iron gates at the entrance
to the car park are closed and one of the two policemen standing there tells us
that the road is shortly to be reopened and that, for our own safety, we must
stand on the far pavement. Any hope of this happening is thwarted by the
arrival of further sightseers who finding no space on the pavement have no
choice but to spill out onto the road. Among them is a familiar figure who, is
walking boldly down the centre of the road. On being saluted by one of the
policeman he addresses them in the genial fashion for which he’s now well
known. It’s Callow who takes it upon himself to address the crowd and request
their dispersal. The fire, he says, is as good as out and the embers must be
left to cool. An official statement will be made later that day, until then
there is nothing more to be said or seen. The crowd evidently agree and after
taking the usual selfies begin to drift-off in the direction they have come. As
the crowd thins he spots us and saunters over.
“Thought I would find you here,” he
says. “As you can see your 2 o’clock has been cancelled. I’m afraid you will
have to make do with me instead. Why don’t we have a bite to eat at that nice
restaurant we were at last Monday. I’ve got quite a lot to tell you.”
“What’s happened?” asks Ally whose
initial bewilderment is beginning to give way to panic. “Has everything
been destroyed?”
“You mean has your precious picture
perished in the flames. Alas, the fire spread too quickly, for anything to be
saved. But before we get on to that, and while there’s no one within earshot,
let’s talk about that letter informing your uncle of his lottery win. You might
have got away with it but for the fact that criminals like the Beale’s know
many other criminals and once they decided to check-out your story it didn’t take
too long before they came across the forger who did it. Unsurprisingly, this
led them to believe that the picture had been purchased by your uncle with
money they regard as belonging to themselves. A subsequent meeting with Carew
was more than enough to confirm their suspicions. Sadly it appears that he was
still in the building when the fire took hold.
“You mean, he’s dead?” Says Ally
struggling to get the words out.
“No doubt about it, I have it on good
authority.”
“You mean the Beale’s? Was it them who
did this?”
“Let’s walk. There’s someone I want you
both to meet - the reason why we are having this conversation. Mr Kovac is his
name, not his real name of course, but it will do. Mr Kovac is an art dealer on
the black web, with clients in the far east, who is keen on adding your picture
to the many others he has sold into private collections. While he is not
adverse to a fire sale he is less than convinced that what we are offering him
is what was in the Gallery until yesterday. We thought that if he was to meet
you, the present owner and hear you say that we’re acting on your behalf we
would then be able to agree a deal.”
“And why should I do that?” I say.
“Why not. It’s win, win. You receive
the insurance money for the picture while the Beale’s get to keep the money Mr Kovac will be
giving them. Anyway, what’s the alternative? Do you really want to get on the
wrong side of the Beales? You know what they can do. Why put yourselves at
risk? No, better if you meet Mr Kovac, tell him that you are willing
participants in our little enterprise, then we all walk away much better-off
than we were before. Come on now, you know it makes sense. Indeed, given the
circumstances, the Beale’s have been unusually generous.”
It was an offer not to be refused, so
we said yes, what else could we do? Our meeting with Mr K, his accountant and a
large, muscular man with a boxer’s face lasted little more than thirty minutes,
and on eating next to nothing of our meals, we returned to Petherdale.
UNCLE GEORGE [Final Resolution]
The
prospect of remaining in
We invested our ill-gotten gains in a
When my firm decided to set-up a new
office in
It did not take us long to realise that
if Carew was ever to be apprehended by the police what he had to say might well
invalidate our insurance claim and send us to prison. Did the Beale’s know he
was still alive - they who were supposed to have murdered him? Was there
anything that made sense and might not, one day, become a danger to ourselves?
It was with a sense of things unravelling that we returned to
*****
This document, relating mainly to the
events of April 2015, has been lodged with the
HSBC bank along with our separate wills which Ally insisted we make following
the birth of our son, David George. It is to be handed to him, or his guardian,
on the passing of both his parents.
Having set out the circumstances by
which we acquired our fortune my intention has been to both inform and
forewarn. If read many years from now, its only function will, I hope, be to
entertain - a ripping yarn in which his parents had the starring roles. As
outcomes go there can be none better.
Phillip Jones
14th March 2024.
[This paper handed to Mr Joseph Jones, executor of Mr
Phillip Jones and guardian of his only child, David George, at the reading of
the testator’s will on 12th February 2025 – Caldow & Brent,
sols.]
Copyright Richard Banks
OOH! You devious minded author you!
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