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Monday, 7 July 2025

A CHRISTMAS STORY OF LONG, LONG AGO

 A CHRISTMAS STORY OF LONG, LONG AGO

By Bob French 


The people of the little town of Braintree woke to find that during one night, just before Christmas 1917, snow had silently fallen, altering the bleak countryside to one of beauty and tranquillity. 

            Edward, who was making his way home on leave from the war for the first time, pulled up the damp rough collar of his great-coat to around his ears and lowered his face into the bitter cold wind that cut across the Witham Road.  He trudged on through slit eyes, his cold hands thrust deep inside his pockets.  The soft crunch of his boots as they trod the virgin snow; the haunting sound of the wind as it howled through the wire and the distant squawk of a crow high in the blackened leafless trees, brought his memory sharply back to home, the home where he had spent twelve months, but it felt like a life time.  The home, where he and his mates survived in a small muddy trench, day after day.  Where he lived on his nerves just to stay alive.  Where around him, grown men openly wept when one of their own quietly passed away from the bitter cold or hunger in the darkness of the night. Yet, strangely enough, it was a home he had become accustomed to, where he was happy.

            Edward was twenty one when he enlisted into the Essex Regiment during the summer of 1915. He felt it a sense of duty to fight for his country, which his father understood and praised him for, whilst his Mother did not and scolded him.  Then he remembered the day he told Grace, his young lady friend and grinned to himself at her reaction.  She had stared at him for a few seconds, then slapped his face hard, Then, with compassion in her eyes, she reached out and held his stinging face gently in her hands and kissed him.  It had been their first kiss.

            He had left the family farm just outside White Notley and within six months had passed through basic training. During the bitter winter of 1916 found himself in Belgium with his regiment at a place called Plug Street Wood, a desolate and cruel place, where creature comforts were virtually nonexistent and where both the weather and the enemy seemed determined to kill him.

            His thoughts were suddenly distracted by the sound of jangling chains and the crack of a whip that cut through the silence of the vast white and empty countryside. Edward’s eyes followed the sound until they settled on four steaming horses that strained against the straps and chains that imprisoned them. He stopped and returned the coachman’s wave, then grinned to himself.  ‘That must be the half past three coach from Chelmsford,’ he thought.

            His heavy breathing caused the air around him to billow like a steam engine pulling away from the station as he struggled up the last few yards to the crest of a familiar hill.  Then he rested, and looked down onto a small valley, hidden partially by the snow laden trees, his eyes began to sting as he fought back the tears.  Here was the place where he had started life, where he had grown from a scrawny boy to a man, under the protection of people who loved and cared for him. Where he had sweated and broken his back on an unyielding land; where he had given his love for the first time to someone other than his mother.  Then it dawned upon him.  Here was home.

            As he adjusted the shoulder straps of his haversack and began the perilous descent towards the small clump of cottages and barns, someone shouted his name. It carried clearly through the cold afternoon air.

            “Edward!”

He stopped, and through tired eyes quickly searched the snow covered farm in front of him.

            “Edward!”

He felt excitement rush through his body as he frantically searched the countryside.  Then he saw her stumbling up the field toward him. A grin spread across his face as he lurched down the slope, slipping and sliding as he went.  They met in each other’s arms, at the edge of the small brook which had frozen over to allow her to cross in safety. 

            “Oh my dear Grace.” His first words were uttered through sobs of happiness. They held each other close ignoring the bitter cold wind that tugged at their clothes.  Grace, cradled in his arms, her face buried in his chest and her muffled sobs, brought happiness to his heart.

            “Edward.  Thank God you are safe.  I have loved and missed you so much.” 

A few minutes later they heard the familiar voices of his parents through the winter air, as they hurried towards them.  Amongst sobs and laughter they hugged him until his father had insisted that the welcome should continue inside, rather than out in the cold and within minutes they were all standing in front of a raging open fire in the parlour.  Edward looked at his father, who grinned back at him with a nod of proud approval, as his mother and Grace clung to him as though he might suddenly vanish.

            “Welcome home lad.  It’s good to have you back, and just in time for Christmas.”

            His mother, who had remained uncommonly silent during the welcome, had suddenly started to openly weep, drawing Edward and Grace around her, embracing them with gentle arms. 

            “Edward lad, come and sit down.  You must be tired.”  His father recognised the expression on his son’s face.  He had seen it many times before, when they had been ploughing the fields till late, or bringing in the harvest.  His mother clung to his hand as he sat and listened to what they had planned for Christmas Day. 

            In the corner of his eye, Edward watched Grace as she prepared a sandwich; his heart leapt at the way the afternoon sun shone on her shoulder length hair and the smile of her calm angelic face. He had made his mind up.  This Christmas he would ask for her hand in marriage.

            The morning brought Christmas Eve, and with it another bitter cold day.  Edward, who was not accustomed to the comfort of a proper bed, had risen early and helped his father with the milking before being spoilt by his mother with a cooked breakfast that could have fed three.  She watched him as he ate and with an intriguing grin on her face, confronted him.

            “Well Edward, what is it?” 

            Edward knew he could never keep a secret from her for long and chose silence as his defence.  

            “I recognise that look on your face.  When have you got to go back?” 

            Edward pondered on the thought of that far away place; the stench of rotting bodies; the cold; the mud and the ever present threat of death, but quickly cast it from his mind.

            “No Mum it’s that…..”  The back door suddenly opened, admitting his father and a gust of ice cold wind.

            “Right, lad, when you’ve finished you can help me with the fencing, up in the top field, if you like.”  Edward grinned, secretly thanking his father for intervening.  As he moved toward the back door he paused and kissed his mother on the cheek.

            “I will tell you tomorrow, Mum, I Promise.”

            The excitement of what Christmas Day might bring slowly built throughout the morning, with the rich smells of cooking drifting through the house and the jubilant sound of Edward and Grace, amidst bouts of laughter, as they decorated the Christmas tree. 

            After lunch, Edward asked Grace if she would accompany him into Braintree, where she had grown up. Grace nodded enthusiastically, but insisted that he wore his uniform.

            To their surprise, the expected wind, that howled across the desolate countryside, was absent as they stepped out into the yard.  In its place, nature had prepared a spectacular show for the young couple.  The large, warm sun that hung in the vast, blue, empty sky ignited millions of diamonds, that lay in the gentle blanket of white snow. All around them was total silence, as they trudged up the Witham Road towards Braintree Town and civilisation.

            The cramped buildings on the Rayne Road, which led into the market square of Braintree, offered them sanctuary from the cold and soon they were amidst the jostle of humanity; smells of roasting chestnuts, carol singers, peddlers and busy shoppers, who smiled and greeted Edward as though he were a long lost son.  

            As Grace bartered with the fruit and vegetable seller, Edward knew the time had come and leant across and whispered that he had seen one of his friends and would only be a minute. She smiled at him with her eyes.

            “Don’t be too long.”

            As he eased himself through the busy square he paused and glanced at the White Hart public house and thought that a little Dutch courage might help, but thought better of it and continued to walk purposefully toward the tobacco shop on Coggeshall Road. 

            He paused and glanced briefly at the gold lettering printed neatly above the door of the shop.  Edward felt his heart start to pound, as he realised what he had to do, then, pushing the large wooden door open, he felt the waft of warm sweet- smelling air rush past him.  He allowed himself a few seconds to revel in the warmth and let his nose grow accustomed to the smells, when a tall, well-built man with a mop of grey hair appeared from behind a curtain.

            “Why, Edward.  It is good to see you back safely.  How are you?” 

            Edward had rehearsed the lines over and over in his mind and took a deep breath.

            “Sir. I come into your shop on a false errand.”  A sudden frown crept across the tall man’s face.

            “As you know Sir, I had been walking out with your daughter for over a year before I enlisted and I would like to ask your permission to take her hand in marriage.”

            The tall man narrowed his eyes and searched Edward’s frightened face.  Time seemed to stand still as the tall man contemplated his decision, then slowly smiled.

            “Edward, son.  You have my blessing,” he said as he extended his hand, which was eagerly taken.

            “Her mother, God rest her soul, would have wanted it also. Have you any idea when you intend marrying her?” 

            Edward had not been prepared for the question, but knew that to marry Grace before the war ended would be folly.

            “Upon my return from the war Sir.”  The grin that spread across the tall man’s face was quickly followed by the nodding of his shaggy head.

            “I know she spends most of her day across at your parents’ farm and I am sure she will do you proud, son. Go to her, Edward, and may God bless you both.”

            Christmas morning was filled with the smell of roast turkey, home-made wine and the singing of Christmas carols. After a huge lunch, excited screams and laughter followed the opening of presents.  Edward felt his eyes water as he unwrapped a watch, engraved with love from his parents, to replace the one he had broken in the trenches. 

            Suddenly, the room fell silent.  His parents gazed at Edward, who had knelt down in front of Grace.

            “Grace Thompson. You are my only true reason to live and I don’t think I can live on this earth without you by my side.  Will you do me the honour of becoming my wife?”

            What followed was a cacophony of screams and tears of joy as Edward’s parents embraced the young happy couple.  Grace and his mother clung to each other in tears. Edward, with bright tearful eyes, smiled at his father, then stepped forward and embraced him.  They both knew it was going to be the best Christmas ever.

Copyright Bob French

 

Tuesday, 1 July 2025

Pandoras Box (Revisited)

 Pandoras Box (Revisited) 

By Jane Goodhew 

Pandora often thought about the day Zeus had left and told her he was entrusting a box into her care and under no circumstance should she open it.   Of course, the worst thing he could have done was to tell her not to and needless to say she did and all the world has suffered the consequences ever since. 

Although Pandora had desperately tried to shut the box she did not succeed and only hope was left and many see this as a curse not something to give people the will to continue in whatever it is but in fact as a cause of ‘deceptive expectation’. How a person interprets it will depend very much on the individual and frequently we hear people say, ‘never give up on hope.’  Is this leading the person to further pain and suffering or is there a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.  Who knows all we do know is curiosity killed the cat and he/she unlike humans has nine lives.  

‘Pandora, Pandora why could you not listen and contain that natural curiosity of yours but then why did I give it to you when I knew full well you could not?  So perhaps I, Zeus, the greatest of them, as I defeated the Titans, am to blame for the misery that has been brought into the world not you Pandora.   Forgive me, I have no excuse and it is wrong that mankind has tortured you for eternity by blaming you for all the woes here on earth.   Perhaps if I take it back and fill it with the good there is in the world, with love and peace and harmony and of course hope can remain for it seems people do so like to hope and see it as a symbol of good not bad?’

‘So, my dearest Pandora tonight whilst you sleep, I shall gather all those evils together and replace them then next time when you open it which I am sure you will only the goodness will escape and we will all live in paradise again?’

Unfortunately for Zeus, Pandora had been too traumatized by what had happened the first time that when she saw the box next to her bed she ordered her servants to take it far out to sea and drop it to the bottom of the ocean but first they were to have it set inside a stone slab so that it would never again float to the surface and contaminate the world.

 



        Copyright Jane Goodhew                                                    

Friday, 27 June 2025

A BIRD IN THE LIBRARY

 A BIRD IN THE LIBRARY

By Bob French,  


Dedicated to the late Frederik Forsyth

Colonel Vladimir Milkovich of the State Office of Intelligence sat sipping his ice tea in room 3019 of the sub-basement of the east wing of the Kremlin.  The only sound in his sparsely furnished office was the ticking of an antique mantle clock, claimed to have belonged to the late Tsar Nicholas the second. Infront of him stood three members of the Politburo who, according to the head of department 22, had been suspected of spying.

Before he could speak to Voslott, the incompetent Ukraine, who had been head of department 22 for as long as he could remember, had  got himself killed by, according to witnesses, being very drunk and falling down the stairs in the opera house last Friday evening.

BezeIt, who headed up the security department of the Kremlin, had carried out one of the fastest investigations in history. Which, once Colonel Milkovich had read his report, decided it was time for the incompetent Bezelt to spend a little time out in the wastelands of Siberia and was contemplating asking Department three to eliminate the fool, when suddenly his thoughts were interrupted by one of the three men standing in front of him.

“Comrade Colonel Milkovich.  I demand to know why I’ve been publicly humiliated by being arrested in the State Library and dragged down here in front of hundreds of people? I am a deputy minister of the State Politburo and have an important meeting to attend to this morning, with the Comrade Deputy regarding the vote so.……”

Colonel Milkovich gently put down his ice tea, looked up and cut him short. “Listen, all of you.” His voice was calm and just audible above the ticking of the ancient clock.  “Your names have been brought to my attention in matters relating to a breach of state security. You were all seen at the Opera last Friday evening, and two of you were seen drinking with Comrade Vislott at the end of the first act.”

 Colonel Milkovich paused for a minute allowing the tension in the room to build.  “And you,” he nodded to the last man, whose complexion was starting to turn an unhealthy shade of grey. “You accompanied Vislott to the toilets. Where you spent fifteen minutes.” He paused. “Don’t you think that was a rather long time?” Implying that some sort of sexual activity had taken place.”

With fear in his eyes he started to explain, but the Colonel raised his hand demanding silence.

“I am not interested in your alibies. I shall wait until my men have had a chance to have a quiet chat with you.  Only then will I really understand why you were there with Comrade Vislott and why he died.”

Just then there was a knock on the door and a tall rugged looking man entered the room.  Came to attention, and briefly explained that they were ready.  The three men turned and looked at the intruder and couldn’t help noticing the blood stains on his shirt and his hands.

“Thank you, Gregor.  They will be ready for you in five minutes.”  The man turned, smiled at the three politburo officials, then left.

The grey faced man turned to Colonel Milkovich. “What evidence do you have to arrest us.  It is not a crime to attend the opera.”

“Simple.  I have known Comrade Vislott for many years.  I know for a fact that he never drinks, he hates, no he loathes the opera and every Friday evening, without fail he always visits is elderly mother. Yet for some reason, you three seemed to have lured him away.  Got him drunk, then pushed him down the stairs. Was it because he’d accused you of treason? To me, that is enough to arrest you.”

All three stood, stunned at the charges just laid against them. Then the door to his office opened and two guards carrying Kalashnacoff rifles entered the room.  Without a word, the three men were ushered out of the Colonel’s office.

Three stories up in the Kremlin, where floors had plush carpets and smart furniture, and expensive drapes covered every window, Comrade Dimitry Medvedev, President Putin’s deputy, relaxed as he  took another sip of his Jack Daniels Old Number 7 Whiskey.  His thoughts were interrupted by his secretary who informed him that Colonel Milkovich wished to see him.

Before he could answer her, The Colonel pushed open his office door and strolled in as though he owned the place,

“You still drinking that gut rot Dimitry?  You do know it makes you go blind.”

Dimitry stood and came to meet his friend of some twenty years and took his hand. “You look well.  And how is Mienya?

“She and the children are very well, thank you.  You must try and drag yourself away from your desk and come and stay for a weekend at our Dacha. I am sure you will be utterly spoilt by my three children.”

Dimitry returned to his seat and invited Milkovich to take the luxurious Chippendale armchair.

“So, what brings you up here from your dungeons? Have you come to tell me you have found who has been steeling toilet rolls from the politburo washrooms?”

“Sadly no, but let me give you an update on my investigation to track down where the leaking information about the President’s future special operational plans was coming from.”

“Was this part of one of your covert operations?”

“Yes, Operation Cyanopsitta.”

“Ah yes I recall.”  Demitry’s expression slowly changed as his thoughts went back to the time when everyone was suspected of treason, even those on the top floor.  No one was safe in the Kremlin.” “God, I can never get the hang of your code-names.  What is a Cyanopsitta?”

Milkovich laughed.  “It’s a macaw, a parrot.”

Dimitry, with a smile on his face, shook his head.  “So the sudden disappearance of Voslott’s deputy and some of his staff was the work of you and Department three, am I right?”

The Colonel grinned. Yes, and with the coming release date of the invasion of Ukraine, I used a fake date to lure Voslott into my trap, and within three days my contacts in Poland, confirmed that the fake date had been received and was being circulated. 

“But his Deputy and some of his staff went missing, what, three weeks ago, why did you leave Voslott till last.? Did you have doubts about him being your spy?” 

Milcovich smiled. “I needed him alive until Last Friday so he could play his part in my rouse.” 

“Not sure what you mean?” 

“Do you recall last week you asked me to ensure that the important vote taking place this afternoon went in favour of the President? Well, I have temporarily arrested three of the deputies who were going to vote against the President, but I needed an excuse and the death of Comrade Voslott gave me the perfect reason.”  He paused to let his achievement sink in. “To my reconning, this gives you a clear two vote advantage, so the President will get his way.” 

Demitry suddenly pushed back his chair and rushed around his huge desk and dragged his friend up and hugged him. “How can I ever repay you for your dedication to the state?  I will make sure the President gets to hear of this.” 

“Not necessary my friend, but the decoration; the Hero of the Russian Federation would look good on my uniform. 

“Consider it done.  What about the tree deputies down in your cells.”

“Oh, I shall release them with a warning the day after the vote has been confirmed and formally ratified.” 

Dimitry quickly poured two glasses of his contraband Jack Daniels Old Number 7, passed one to his friend and raised his glass. “To your bird in the library.”

Copyright Bob French

Friday, 20 June 2025

FIRST LIE

 FIRST LIE 

By Richard Banks

Mother had told Charlie to always tell the truth and that bad things happened to people who told lies. He assumed that she held fast to this advice until one day Granny arrived wearing a new hat full of brightly coloured feathers that would not have been out of place in an Indian headdress. Her contention that it was new seemed unlikely as it was well known within the family that Granny did her clothes shopping in charity shops. What happened next was definitely a lie. When asked what she thought of the strange object on Granny’s head mother replied, without a flicker of guilt, that it was the best hat she had seen that year.

Charlie took a sharp step back, expecting his mother to be struck by lightening, but nothing happened. He watched her take another sip from her tea cup and waited for her to choke on a tea leaf, but nothing happened.

At the end of Granny’s visit mother saw her to the front door saying that she hoped Granny’s friend, Mrs Geraldson, was recovered from the flu and to thank her for the delicious cake she had made for the church fete. That was another lie, the cake was mouldy, and mother had thrown it in the bin.

These were lessons well learned and when Charlie broke a window in father’s greenhouse he was able to say without a twinge of conscience, “it wasn’t me, Dad, it must have been some other boy”.

 

The End.

Copyright Richard Banks

Sunday, 15 June 2025

EXTRACT CHAPTER TWO ‘WHEN THE BUGLES CALL’ (2 & Last)

 EXTRACT CHAPTER TWO ‘WHEN THE BUGLES CALL’  (1913 – Carlisle)

 By Bob French


At a special meeting of the officers and NCO's who commanded the various exercise platoons during the annual combat exercise, Colonel Wessex sat at the head of table and slowly shook his head and glanced down at the sheet of paper listing who had participated in the exercise.

“Second Lieutenant Sheridon.  You commanded the 12th platoon. According to the umpires, you were disqualified for going outside the exercise area.  Please explain?”

Major Jack Wilberforce silently cringed as Lieutenant Nicholas Sheridon looked up in shock. Sheridon was a tall lanky young man with a mop of unruly fair hair and rimmed glasses which he wore on the end of his nose.  He was without doubt, an exceptionally intelligent young man and wondered what he was doing in the army.  He had been told on a number of occasions that his only interest was in ornithology. His platoon sergeant seemed to run the show.

“Yes Sir, most unfortunate. Sorry about that…… Sir”

“Would you like to tell me how you managed to wonder off into Scotland and nearly causing a diplomatic incident?”

Some of the men around the table started to titter until the 2IC called for silence.

“Well Sir, my platoon’s location was to be three miles south of Hadrian’s Wall.  According to my scouts, which I sent out once we had arrived, there was a platoon wearing green arm bands a mile or so to our east and blue, a couple of miles south of us.  An umpire arrived just before midnight and suggested that I move to a new location due to the possibility of serious flooding.  I took into consideration the morale of the men and decided to move.  The umpire agreed to lead us to a better location.  So, during the night the platoon followed me and the umpire for about two hours until we came to a perfect location where I quickly set up camp and posted sentries.  All seemed to be well until just after stand-too the next morning when out of the mist a gentleman in a kilt and holding a long staff, accompanied by three dogs appeared yelling at us.   I could not understand a word he was saying.”

The Colonel interrupted him. “That would be Lord Ayron McMillun.”

The room filled with laughter until the 2IC raised his hand, demanding silence.

“Yes Sir.  One of my men spoke Scottish and translated.  After I had apologized to the chap, sorry, his Lordship, and offered him a glass of whiskey, he seemed to settle down and we talked a while about the wild birds that nested in the region, very interesting chap Sir. Did you know that there are three sets of….”

  “Yes, thank you Lieutenant Sheridon. Can you describe this umpire?”

“Not really Sir.  The weather was atrocious, to say the least and visibility was very poor.  But he did give his name Sir.”

“Well?”

“It was Captain Connaught-Simpson Sir.”

The Colonel glanced down the table to Connaught-Simpson, the son of the local Member of Parliament, who frowned and shook his head.

The Adjutant quietly whispered into the Colonel’s ear that Captain Connaught-Simpson was the battalion duty officer during this period and would not have left barracks.

“Have you ever met Captain Connaught-Simpson before?”

Lieutenant Sheridon seemed to frown then look sideways as though thinking. “No Sir, I don’t think I have had the pleasure.”

“Thank you. The Colonel took a deep breath and turned to his Chief Clerk.

“Mr. Perkins.  You were responsible for the conduct of the exercise, what is your opinion?”

“May I be frank Sir?”

“Please do.”

“The rules for the exercise were too vague and many of the events we, the umpires, observed were pitiful.”  Suddenly the room filled with accusations and angry protest.

Mr. Perkins raised his hands for silence, but no one took any notice until Major Jack Wilberforce stood up and thumped the table, bringing the room to silence.  He apologized to his Colonel, stared around the table, but he wasn’t finished.

“May I remind you that if the situation in Europe does not improve, we, gentlemen, will be at war with the Germans.  The German army comprises of mainly Prussian troops and probably out number us three to one. At least three officers around this table were invited to the German War games last year, and I can assure you that I for one was very impressed with the individual combat skills of not only the officers, but their SNCO’s and men.  If they attacked us today gentlemen, I’m sorry, but we would buckle within twenty-four hours, the annual camp isn’t some jolly for the men to enjoy, it is supposed to prepare them and the officers for war.  From what I have heard this afternoon, we collectively lack the understanding how war is fought.  There are no rules in war and the 13th platoon were the only platoon who whilst playing just inside the rules, thought outside the box.  I will be honest with you all.  Had the exercise gone on for a week, the 13th Platoon would have wiped the boards with you all.”  He nodded to his Colonel, then sat down.  No one spoke for a minute. Then Major Wilberforce turned to his Colonel.

“Sir, with your permission, I would like to sit down with Mr. Perkins and his umpires and Sergeant Bateman and go over in detail their findings and suggestions and then present to you a revised training program for the battalion with the view to preparing to fight in a European war, with no rules.”

His comments sent a silent shudder through the room. War, was something people spoke about, which took place a thousand miles away against savages who lived in mud huts and used antiquated weapons.

The Colonel stood, glanced around the room, and then spoke.

“Training Major, you have my blessing.  Please let me have your draft plan once it is ready.  In the mean time I know the CO of the Royal Irish, who are a crack infantry Regiment.  I shall ask him if he can lend me a couple of his SNCO’s to help you; Dismissed.”

As everyone rose, the 2IC discretely reminded the CO the purpose of the meeting.

“Yes, thank you Christopher.  Mr. Perkins, the winners of the annual combat exercise is to stand. The 13th Platoon. Thank you, that is all.”

It took the Adjutant and the orderly room corporal a few minutes to clear the corridor outside the conference room, from those who had attended the meeting and now felt that they had not been heard and wanted to complain that the dregs of the battalion, the labour platoon, had defeated them by cheating during the combat exercise.

That evening, when most of the company officers had retired to their homes and the SNCO’s to their billets, Colonel Wessex called his Chief Clerk in.

“Mr. Perkins, please can you ask Major Wilberforce if he can spare a minute.”

Within a few minutes, Major Wilberforce, who had an inclination what the summons was about, knocked on his CO’s door and entered.

“Thank you for sparing me a few moments of your time Jack.  Please take a seat. I have to say that the meeting this afternoon was an eye opener.  Are we really that poor?”

Jack Wilberforce had served in the first and the second battalions of the Royal Cumberland Fusiliers since being commissioned, and over the years seen the gradual decline of professionalism since the end of the Boer War. He knew what questions his CO would put to him, and more importantly, how to answer them.

 

Copyright Bob French

Saturday, 14 June 2025

Extract from Chapter 2 WHEN THE BUGLES CALL (part 1 of 2)

 Extract from Chapter 2 WHEN THE BUGLES CALL   

 (1913 – Carlisle) 

By Bob French


August quickly came to an end and September brought rain and cold winds from the north.  The up-roar about the Labour Platoon winning the combat trophy gradually faded away as something more important filled the minds of the men of the Second Battalion.  The news that half the men from B Company of the First Battalion of the Royal Cumberland Fusiliers stationed out in India, had gone down with Cholera and, according to the Medical Officer’s report, many would not survive.  This meant that the Second Battalion, which existed to support the First Battalion should reinforcements be needed, had to step in and fill any gaps.  The responsibility of this task fell on the shoulders of the young Adjutant and with the Chief Clerk and his small staff, had studied the records of every available man fit enough to be posted to the First Battalion  

Towards the end of September, Sergeant Bateman, having had a lengthy meeting with Major Wilberforce, going over some of the tactics used by the labour platoon during battle camp, decided to call a meeting.

“Listen up lads.  Ah just had a meeting with the Training Officer, Major Wilberforce, like.  He’s very interested in what we did to win the combat trophy and wants to sit in on one of our training sessions.”

He waited for any response to the idea, but his men remained silent. 

“Ah knows how ye feels at how the rest o’ the battalion is treating you fer winning, but he thinks you can do some real good if we goes to war like.  What do you think lads?”  

What does he want to know Sarg?”

“Not sure.  We’ll just have ta wait an see, like.”

The battalion Chief Clerk, Warrant Officer Class 2 (WOII) Perkins, had informed those who commanded exercise platoons during the annual combat exercise that they were required to attend a meeting in the CO’s office at 1400 hours on Monday the 29th September. He also held up the publication of battalion Daily Routine Orders, until after the meeting ended, in case there were any changes to the outcome of the battalion battle camp.

Colonel Wessex, accompanied by his Adjutant, Captain Farrington, entered the battalion conference room just after 1400 hours on Monday afternoon. Before he even sat down, everyone in the room knew something was amiss by the tone of his voice.

“Good afternoon gentlemen.  Now what the hell is all this nonsense about the wrong team winning the combat exercise?”  No one spoke for nearly a minute.  The silence was broken by Major Myers, the second in command (2IC).

“I have spoken to most of the platoon commanders Sir, and they feel that the winners, the 13th platoon, cheated and therefore should forfeit the trophy.

He turned to the officer responsible for organizing the battalion annual camp; Major Jack Wilberforce DSO. “Just update me on how the exercise was conducted, please.”

Major Jack Wilberforce was, as well as being the Officer Commanding (OC) Headquarters Company, was also the Battalion Training Office.  A man blessed with a wealth of experience, having served in virtually every country occupied by British and Commonwealth forces and had medals to show for it. But this had cost him his wife and only child, who died of cholera out in India.

Major Wilberforce glanced down at his notes. “Sir, to ensure that each platoon was organized on a level playing field, the men from each rifle company were split up so each exercise platoon was filled with no more than three men from their original rifle company.  This ensured fairness throughout.  Each platoon was commanded by either a SNCO or a subaltern.  Their task was to initially defend their camp and the pendent from being captured by another platoon, and at the same time, use their battlefield skills, to raid another platoon and capture their pendent.  The team who captured the most enemy pendants would be declared the winner of the combat exercise.”

“So, what was the final tally of pendants captured by the various platoons?”

“Numbers 2nd and 14th platoons, Sir, took one pendent each, the 4th and 6th platoons, captured two pendants each. The 9th platoon, three pendants and the winners with five pendants was the 13th Platoon Sir.”

The Colonel turned to his Chief Clerk. “Mr. Perkins, you were in charge of the umpire team, did you or any of your team report any cheating to you during the exercise?”

Warrant Officer, Perkins, who had risen up through the ranks to be come the Orderly Room Quartermaster Sergeant (ORQMS) and the most respected man in the battalion, responsible, along side the Adjutant, for running the administration of the battalion, Stood, then glanced down at his notes.

“Sir, the answer is yes, and no?”  Instantly people around the table started to mutter. Please allow me to explain Sir. The rules governing the conduct of the annual combat exercise were simple and very clear.  ‘There was to be no violence, no discharge of weapons within thirty yards of any man, prisoners may be taken but treated with respect and every person involved in the exercise was to wear a coloured arm band.”

Just then Second Lieutenant Wilberforce jumped up from his seat and pointed an accusing finger at Mr. Perkins.  “The 13th platoon kept changing their arm bands during the fight. That’s cheating!”

“Sit down Lieutenant Wilberforce!  Whatever next! If you cannot conduct yourself in the proper manner, then I must ask you to leave. Please carry on Mr. Perkins.”

The Adjutant smiled to himself.  Now he knew who would be ‘duty officer’ covering the two weeks over Christmas and the New Year period.

Mr. Perkins continued.  “The umpire team inspected the locations of the platoon’s camp for safety and emergency access routes, in the event of someone being seriously injured.”

“Who knew the location of the platoon camps?”

“No one Sir.  I was informed that Major Wilberforce only released the locations to Sergeant Smith of the transport section, on the morning of the exercise.  Each platoon had to map read their selves to their location and to be ready by mid-day. 

Colonel Wessex, the CO had asked Mr. Perkins, the Battalion Chief Clerk and chief umpire to the annual combat exercise of the Royal Cumberland Fusiliers to comment on what he saw during the exercise during a special meeting called by the CO..

 “Who commanded the 13th platoon?”

The Adjutant slipped a sheet of paper in front of his CO, who nodded his thanks.

“Sergeant Bateman.”  He looked up as Sergeant Bateman quickly stood, and came to attention.

“Sir.”

“Please sit-down Sergeant Bateman.  Kindly tell me what strategy you used to achieve such an outstanding result?

Geordy Bateman made it his business to listen to what was going on about him, but never getting involved or volunteer for anything.  He had survived this long in the battalion and saw no reason to change his approach on military life.

“Well Sir. The first thing I needed to do, was to find out where the other platoons were, see. That were easy cos the labour platoon was responsible for dropping off all the tentage and furniture for each platoon in the woods. Then I needed to know how each platoon was made up, so I detailed a couple of men to sit in the bushes around each of the camps. Within an hour I knew who were the strongest and who were not, see.  Our arm band was red Sir, but Jonesy, sorry Sir, Private Jones, was detailed to collect the arm bands for the exercise and deliver them to the training office.  Once we knew the colours, we asked Mrs. Hempworth, in the regimental tailor’s shop, if she could run up six of each colour, for the lads like, Sir.”

“Sorry Sergeant, you keep saying ‘we’.  Are you implying that the planning behind all this was a shared responsibility?”

“Ay Sir. Me and the lads sat down and talked it all through.  Once we’d decided how we were going to do something, we shared it with everyone.”

“So, there was no command structure at all.  You just sat down, talked about it, then got on and did it?”

“Ay Sir.  We took out those we felt were weak, then moved our location…..” He was interrupted by everyone in the room complaining that he had cheated but Bateman carried on.

“Look, there’s nothing in the rules to say we had to stay in one place Sir. So we hid until the exercise was over.  We captured five pendants and never lost our own Sir on account that we kept moving our camp.”

The room fell into total silence as those officers and SNCO around the table tried to understand the simplicity of what Sergeant Bateman and the 13th Platoon had achieved.

The CO looked at Major Myers. “Christopher, can you see where the 13th platoon has cheated?  It appears to me that this platoon has obviously read a different training manual on the conduct of modern infantry tactics.”

All Major Myers could do was to nod to his CO.

“Tell me Sergeant Hills, you commanded the first platoon.  Looking at the make up your platoon it consisted of men from the lead rifle platoons of B Company, yet you failed to capture any pendants, in fact you appear to have lost yours to the 13th platoon.  Explain please.”

“They tricked us Sir. They positioned themselves in between us and the 2nd platoon, then open fire on the both of us.  I thought we were under attack from a superior force and deployed the men accordingly.  It took nearly half an hour before we drove the 2nd platoon off.  When we returned to our camp, we found that during the fire fight, the 13th had withdrawn, then sneaked in behind us and took our pendant. Our camp guards were all tied up.  When I questioned them, they informed me that the invaders were all wearing blue arm bands, the same arm bands as my platoon. Sir.”

Colonel Wessex struggled to keep a stern face, as he glanced down at the sheet of paper, then looked up. “Lieutenant Wilberforce.  You commanded the 10th platoon.  You appear to have lost your pendant early on in the exercise.  Please explain.”

“Sir, we were attacked at dawn and of course, I stood the men to.  Then the enemy seemed to change their approach and seem to be coming at us from all sides.  Half way through the attack, the left flank of my defence line seemed to fall back without my orders.  Shortly after that, the men on my flank turned and joined the men of the left flank and charge off into the bush.  I thought they were chasing the enemy away. Once the shooting had stopped, I managed to get the situation under control and started to question the men about their conduct.  It would appear a man wearing a second lieutenant’s jacket and wearing one of our arm bands had strolled into my lines prior to the attack, then during the fire fight, ordered the men to leave their positions and chase the enemy away to the west.  Whilst the men were chasing this mysterious enemy, this so-called officer had strolled into my headquarters (HQ), ordered the guard to hand over the pendant, claiming that I needed it as a rallying flag for the men, then left, Sir.”

“How did you know this person was not an officer?”

Second Lieutenant Wilberforce grinned at his colonel. “Well Sir, when I questioned the men.  One told me that the officer was wearing an officer’s tunic that was too small for him and a dirty pair of plimsoles, and another thought he had seen the man before working as part of the kitchen fatigue party back at barracks.  I made the assumption that this imposter was from the labour platoon Sir.” 

The Colonel shook his head slowly as he looked down at the sheet of paper. “So Lieutenant Wilberforce, let me understand what happened. Your sentries failed to pick up the dawn intruder.”

“No Sir, the sentry did confront him and was satisfied that he was one of our platoon and let him pass.”

“Did your sentry ask him for the password, which should have been in use from the start of the exercise?”

Wilberforce stared at his Colonel, but said nothing.

“And once the attack had started, you then stood-too your men, not before, which is the customary way of protecting your position?”

“Yes Sir.”  The grin on Lieutenant Wilberforce’s face was slowly changing to fear.

“Then it would appear your left and rear flank all charged off into the woods, leaving no one to protect your rear?”

Wilberforce hung his head and said nothing.

(To be Continued)

 

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